• Send your pics updates (New!!)
• Da Big Tuner aka TUNER FORK ASS: + skinny on thigh fat (New!!)
• The BEAT OFF Gallery Part1 (get baby oil, snake oil or whatever you use (New!!)
• TEAR DROP breakdown (as asked for): Not all that isn't HUGE won't add up (New!!)
• GHETTO BOOTY breakdown (as asked for): not all that jiggles, bounces! (New!!)
• THE OTHER TYPES OF ASSES OUT THERE:  the most common! (NEW!!) 
• NASTY TYPE OF ASS PASSING FOR HOT: "THE PIG TAIL" 
• The life of a PLUMPER, who wanted to be "THICK", because cornballs said so 
• "THICK" DEFINED: because you people are so off!!!!
• A "GAP" IN HISTORY: The war between her legs!  
• GOT A NEW FAT GIRLFRIEND? LET OUR GUIDE HELP YOU OUT! 
  
• Do you like GHETTO BOOTY or LARD ASSES!
  
• Round, like ASS is supposed to be, not deformed
• ASS EDUCATION: Dedication to one of the best to EVER shake her money maker! 

THE ART OF TRICKERY, HOW WE'RE ALL FOOLED

• PHOTOSHOP TRICKS: HOW PHOTOSHOP RUINS ASS APPRECIATION! (New)
• INSTA-ASS panties: TRANSFORM your soggy/sloppy ass to PHOTO-PERFECT ASS!
• APPRECIATE YOUR GIRL: why pay for average bodies with mediocre sexual teasing! (New) 
• WHITE LIES: White, flat, long asses are hot- if you put them in thongs and cover trouble spots)