Trickery of women with FLAT ASSES:

(THEY BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!)

jaja Carl Jr's got it right!

So many dudes send me pics of chicks they meet online.  It’s really annoying me to see most of these.  Most of them are white girls or Latinas in thongs/bikinis but dudes don’t see the trickery of hiding painfully obvious FLAT asses!  There is this nasty SPACE right above the ass that makes the ass LONG or makes the back look LONG.  As my photographer friend, Scott pointed out, magazines position these chicks in ways to give illusions and he’s right.  Here are a few webcam pics and clipping that people have passed to me thinking these chicks have nice asses.  Also, you’ll see version two of this document where Latinas and Blacks look like they have nice round asses but they actually have a CURVED BACK where the white girls have this mystery space, giving the illusion that her ass is round and not flat!  Here are some of the tricks used to mask that nasty mystery space of the lower back/top of the ass area. Now, if you have a petite chick or you like that, to each his own, it's all good, but these dudes are falling out of their seats and going out of their minds, and ultimately paying dollars, for FLAT ASSED CHICKS!!! The girl is gyrating and trying to be sexy showing off the midsection, and it's all flat!!  Why are you paying these chicks to dance for you in strip clubs and online when they're showing you FLAT ASS?  You, White and Asian guys told these girls that as long as the ass is tiny, it's nice. Well that model only fits when her whole body is petite, but even then, it might be 'CUTE' but not a NICE ass! There is a difference. Just like Blacks and Latinos are responsible for fat chicks with lard asses thinking they have nice asses because they're big, you're the reason tiny assed chicks are showing their asses thing it's a nice ass! This IS your fault!

Example? Here is a show that highlight people all in the ass, even though it's flat, as long as there is skin showing from a thong!  

(press play- wait 1 min if slow connection)

MASK OF CLOTHING

     Thongs makers know about white chicks with no ass so they created this TRIANGLE-BACK design to lay on the part of the woman’s behind, which isn’t actually her ass, but isn’t quite her back either (I’ll call it the “MYSTERY SPACE”) and the appearance looks like either a long back or long ass. This is to HIDE the fact that the chick has NO ASS and that this strange space is all exposed.  The Illusion: that triangle is covering that unsightly mystery space, or trying to hide the small crack in the ass, to make it look like it could possibly be longer (thus equalling a more full ass).  For this reason, if a woman actually has an ass, she MUST get a bikini or thong that has MINIMAL lower back coverage possible, or it completely messed up the look of her thong/bikini and gets in the way of an ass that has a nice start off the back, a la Apple Bottom. That shows that the huge triangle backed thong or clothing to mask that ugly mystery space is real! So clothing makers are in on the conspiracy to fool onlookers!  In fact, many makers use that triangle design and arch the design around the edges, and when it's on a flat ass, it looks like the ass is actually round! This pic shows that triangle design, meant to be hiked up the ass to cover that 10 inches of long back/long ass but also make the ass cheeks look rounder, when they're not! In face, the asses are very flat.

  

LONGER/FULLER THIGHS/ROUND ASS

     The thongs are cut in a high fashion, from the front view, which makes the woman look like she’s got longer legs and most sexy thigh.  At the same time, the POSE she’s put in makes it look like her ass is rounder! That's what's happening in the pic to the right. Now, you look at this pic and you're happy to see a bunch of skin, a bikini and a nice round ass and long legs, plus blond hair. You've got a winner, right? She's hawt right? I mean look how big the boobs are!

     But that's just it, her big titties are the viewer’s distraction from seeing truth, coupled with her beautiful skin tone.  Photographers always shoot FRONT ON because the rest of these chicks is SCARY to look at!  Don’t be fooled!  Now take a look at this next pic to see what she REALLY LOOKS LIKE from the back!  There's that nasty space again!!! So the high cut bikini us jacked way up the ass and tries to disguise the area that is the reason these chicks have long nasty asses. And while the chick on the right has a cute face, look at that long nasty backside! When you can see that space, from the front, you surely don't want to look at that from the back!