Trickery of women with FLAT ASSES:

(THEY BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!)

jaja Carl Jr's got it right!

So many dudes send me pics of chicks they meet online, or pics they found of 'hot' girls/models.  It’s really annoying me to see most of these, because you can tell the guys are caught in the Matrix.  Most of the pics sent are white girls or Latinas in thongs/bikinis, but dudes don’t see the trickery of hiding painfully obvious FLAT asses, nor do they see there is no real ass to admire on many of these chicks! They just see flat ass, showing skin and they're impressed.  It's part of the social programming that the worlds of fashion and Hollywood have stuck in your brain, along with old timers' social programming.  You've to understand though, your grandfather is the one who set the mold of what made women look hot, years ago, and those old, frail images of women, turned on men who were sexually threatened by women, especially if she had size to her.  We're talking about guys who were so threatened by Black men taking their women, that they'd gather the town fold to catch a black guy, then cut off that Black man's penis.  Little dick complex will never go away, and today you see the sickness in men obsessed with penis enhancement products, as he is threatened by anything that points out how small or inefficient his own penis is, especially if faced with a woman who has some girth on her ass an thighs.  Most guys can't hit it right, as you can read in our POON BLOCKAGE posting .  So that same guy, concerned with threats to his little penis, must have women with child-like lower body size, yet ironically enough wants that same body to have HUGE breast.  lol Why? Because because big breast don't threaten his small crotch.  But it goes beyond just this guy, as there is a 'fashion sense' to this size woman too.  Fashion/Hollywood heads made boney chicks hot, but have you ever stopped and thought about what guys are actually picking these women as the models you salivate over?  IT'S GAY MEN PICKING THE SKINNIEST CHICKS WITH NO ASS!  Yes, that's who decides who's hot and not, in that world. Your taste, in skinny little women, is also set by gay men. lol  That's part of the European Beauty Standards, which (in this case) specifies that skinny, mal-nutritioned, white women, with straight hair, colored yes and white skin are hot, and anything else is ugly.  I've never once had someone every tell me that a black, boney, flat assed chick was hot. lol  Everyone, from white to black, will cite 'ill she has no ass!', but the ass will be exactly the same size as the white girls and exactly the same body as the white girls.  Either way it's boring and uneventful ass that most of America salivates over.  

Now, just as a reminder to the bigger booty loving crowd, not every small ass is bad.  Ass Appreciation is about nice ass as all sizes.  A very tiny ass, that is nice and fully round is HOT.  The problem is that many are passing off the model, throw-up, bony white chicks, as the standard for all things beautiful. Well the kinds of women we might like are excluded from this group, so by nature we lash out and say "fuck their standard", but don't confuse corny, flat ass with their standard. ANY bump on the booty is called being "too fat" in the model world, and small booty with nice bump to them are not to be lumped in there with the bony shit. By our standards, below is an example of a hot, small ass (no matter what race is attached to it):

TRICKERY:  TRYING TO GET YOU TO IGNORE THE UGLY MYSTERY SPACE

So, what causes many of us to quickly disregard smaller asses, immediately as FLAT and ugly?  It has to deal with the overall view of the back side.  The secret that the flat ass loving crowd knows, which technically makes them share the same distaste in certain aspects of a flat ass, as yourself, is this key component that can sit right ABOVE the ass.  There is this SPACE, in the lower back region, that is right below the back but right above the ass/tail-bone, and depending on the body, can be shaped like all kinds of weirdness. Not every woman has this feature and not every affect is the same on a booty.  Depending on the woman's body, you might or might not even notice it.  It's independent of a female's height, so it can show up on backsides of skinny, tall chicks or fat, short chicks.  You've seen this before, right? Ok here's a normal looking lowerback/butt/Mystery Space setup:

You have the form that shows up as a clump of meat that, in some positions, looks like it's part of the booty meat. It's not, btw:




Then you have the flat kinds,  that don't protrude, but are very long and makes a chick look like a Frankfurter dog!:




Then you have the ones that look like a wide, flat cutting-board shape, extending off of the back and intruding on the space on top of the booty, most case making a WIDE look:



And nearly every shot you see with a chick that has a weird Mystery Space, you'll notice her arching, bending to try to fool your eyes into ignoring that space. Yes, women were aware of this space way before you!

Many women know this space, and HATE IT themselves, so try a bunch of trickery so that you don't notice this space.  In most flat assed women, this space is painfully obvious.  The Mystery Space makes the ass look LONG or makes the back look LONG, but mostly it affects the way the booty looks overall. It can be a fat space, it can be oddly shaped, it can by curved/slanted and you think that's part of the ass, when it's not.. We call it the 'MYSTERY SPACE' because is it back, it is top of butt? You never know depending on the girl's body.  Photographers position these chicks in ways to give illusions of a nice full ass, and to hide this region.  This page will feature a few  webcam pics and clipping that people have passed to me thinking these chicks have nice asses. If you want to see our standard for a nice ass, which can be applied to ANY ass you're looking at regardless of size, check this out.   This link shows you how to factor the Mystery Space into the picture of the ass shots that you're seeing. Most times, you're seeing the Mystery Space being covered up and your eyes only go to what you think is ass, but you can NOT ignore the Mystery Space when judging and ass because it is important to the overall view.  In fact, the Mystery Space will end up looking like it's part of the overall booty meat on the backside, when it's not. The most common trick is arching the backso much that the Mystery Space looks like the top of the butt, to the untrained eye. If you notice though, the ass crack is no where near the Mystery Space, so you can't, logically, have ass cheeks where you have no ass crack separating them, right (which separates the meat thus producing 2 separate ass cheeks)? So any area above the ass cheeks is not booty meat! The illusions are at work:

Arching / Bending 

Along with the bending/arching, a more common approach to hiding this is to just mask it with garment!

These are 2 of the main tricks when it comes to showing off ass that isn't really as nice as you think. More times than not, you'll see this Mystery Space wreck the view of a booty that belongs to a smaller chick.  Many white girls, Latinas and Asians are plagued with very visible Mystery Spaces that affect their booties' shapes.  Flat ass chicks 9 times out of 10 have this.   Still, many guys just see skin and are all in love and paying for flat ass seduction. Yuck! lol  It's only until you realize what's going on that you demand better from your Pay Pal chicks. You're caught up in the Matrix, loving that corny ass. Below is corny ass but because the photographer is so good (arching her over, giving many distraction points), along with the photoshop person's work being excellent, you'd see she's pretty, showing lots of skin but if you zero'd in on the ass, it's flat!

MASK OF CLOTHING

What's the magic behind the shenanigans? Thong/ Panty / Bikini makers knew about white chicks with no ass's problems, centuries ago, so they created this TRIANGLE-BACK design, and granny panties, to lay over the “MYSTERY SPACE”.   They knew that the Mystery Space can make an ass look very unappealing, when otherwise it would be a slamming ass, if you could only ignore the Mystery Space.  From that point on, womens clothes makers tried to make clothing to deal with this mostly unappealing backside look, trying to HIDE the fact that the chick has NO ASS and/or that this strange space is all exposed.  

Defeating this space is the key to dressing up unattractive asses. I've personally witnessed a 15 inch long Mystery Space- no not 15 inch backside, the Mystery Space itself was 15 inches! At the bottom was a cute ass too, didn't matter, couldn't take her to the beach, had to fuck her and leave her in the hotel room- and yes I slipped food to her by throwing it over our balcony wall. Blame the Mystery Space, not me!   So what the panties today do, is use the Triangle Masking technique which is covering that space, and/or trying to hide a very small ass crack, to make it look like it could possibly be longer (thus equaling a more full ass).  If it's not this triangle, then they've made it fashionable to wear BIKINI SKIRTS to hide the flat ass and let a G string's top hang out to make you think there is more ass up top. lol  For this reason, if a woman actually has an ass, she MUST get a bikini or thong that has MINIMAL lower back coverage possible, or it completely messes up the look of her thong/bikini, and gets in the way of an ass that has a nice "bump" coming off the back as enters the butt cheat area, a la Apple Bottom. That shows that the huge triangle backed thong or clothing to mask that ugly mystery space is real! Take a look at this pic to the right, WTF is that she's wearing? A fucking reverse apron, perhaps? What is hot about that?  NOTHING! Just covering up that ugly backside. So clothing makers are in on the conspiracy to fool onlookers!  In fact, many makers use that triangle design and arch the design around the edges of the panties, to carve out skin of the Mystery Space, so it looks like fuller ass cheeks up top.   It does fool most onlookers, the cut out for the legs make all that area look round! They also make panties that look like the panty is all in the ass and that a woman has a longer ass crack than she really has, trying to defeat the Pig Tail with Mystery Space look, which no one likes.  I know, you don't believe that part either, but consider this: Where is the ass crack on the picture below?

You don't know where it is, that's part of the trickery. The ass crack is a RUFFLED design, made to make you think that the booty meat is so much that it's pulling so tight on the panties that these scrunches are made! This ass (albeit on a mannequin) is NOT full like that, there is no need for that design unless you're trying to fool someone, right or wrong?  Also, look at how LONG the ass crack would have you think it is: all the way up the top of the booty. That could have to be some ass to create that affect, so not only would an woman wearing this be trying to fake size of the overall ass crack, she's trying to fake the size of the booty itself like it's busting out like the hulk. lol I call SHENANIGANS!  This is a popular Brasilian make of panty, called the RIO or Scrunchy Bottom panties. Very popular for flat asses, Pig Tails, asses with tiny, weak ass crack/ Ass Smile definitions.  You can see they took into consideration the many things we discuss about the ass. Look at the BOOTY I LIKE section, they're trying to fake these with clothing.

  

LONGER/FULLER THIGHS/ROUND ASS

     The thongs are cut in a high fashion, from the front view, which makes the woman look like she’s got longer legs and most sexy thigh.  At the same time, the POSE she’s put in makes it look like her ass is rounder! That's what's happening in the pic to the right. Now, you look at this pic and you're happy to see a bunch of skin, a bikini and a nice round ass and long legs, plus blond hair. You've got a winner, right? She's hawt right? I mean look how big the boobs are!

     But that's just it, her big titties are the viewer’s distraction from seeing truth, coupled with her beautiful skin tone.  Photographers always shoot FRONT ON because the rest of these chicks is SCARY to look at!  Don’t be fooled!  Now take a look at this next pic to see what she REALLY LOOKS LIKE from the back!  There's that nasty space again!!! So the high cut bikini us jacked way up the ass and tries to disguise the area that is the reason these chicks have long nasty asses. And while the chick on the right has a cute face, look at that long nasty backside! When you can see that space, from the front, you surely don't want to look at that from the back!