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Trickery of women with FLAT ASSES:
(THEY BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!) jaja Carl Jr's got it right!
So many dudes send me pics of chicks they meet online. It’s really annoying me to see most of these. Most of them are white girls or Latinas in thongs/bikinis but dudes don’t see the trickery of hiding painfully obvious FLAT asses! There is this nasty SPACE right above the ass that makes the ass LONG or makes the back look LONG. As my photographer friend, Scott pointed out, magazines position these chicks in ways to give illusions and he’s right. Here are a few webcam pics and clipping that people have passed to me thinking these chicks have nice asses. Also, you’ll see version two of this document where Latinas and Blacks look like they have nice round asses but they actually have a CURVED BACK where the white girls have this mystery space, giving the illusion that her ass is round and not flat! Here are some of the tricks used to mask that nasty mystery space of the lower back/top of the ass area. Now, if you have a petite chick or you like that, to each his own, it's all good, but these dudes are falling out of their seats and going out of their minds, and ultimately paying dollars, for FLAT ASSED CHICKS!!! The girl is gyrating and trying to be sexy showing off the midsection, and it's all flat!! Why are you paying these chicks to dance for you in strip clubs and online when they're showing you FLAT ASS? You, White and Asian guys told these girls that as long as the ass is tiny, it's nice. Well that model only fits when her whole body is petite, but even then, it might be 'CUTE' but not a NICE ass! There is a difference. Just like Blacks and Latinos are responsible for fat chicks with lard asses thinking they have nice asses because they're big, you're the reason tiny assed chicks are showing their asses thing it's a nice ass! This IS your fault! Example? Here is a show that highlight people all in the ass, even though it's flat, as long as there is skin showing from a thong! (press play- wait 1 min if slow connection)
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MASK OF CLOTHING
Thongs
makers know about white chicks with no ass so they created this
TRIANGLE-BACK design
to lay on the part of the woman’s behind, which
isn’t actually her ass, but
isn’t quite her back either (I’ll call it the
“MYSTERY SPACE”) and the appearance looks like
either a
long back or long ass. This
is to HIDE the fact that the
chick has
NO ASS and that this strange space is all exposed. The
Illusion:
that triangle is covering that unsightly mystery space, or trying to
hide the small crack in the ass, to make it look like it could possibly
be longer (thus equalling a more full ass). For this reason,
if a
woman actually has an
ass, she MUST get a bikini or thong that has MINIMAL lower back
coverage possible, or it completely messed up the look of her
thong/bikini and gets in the way of an ass that has a nice start off
the back, a la Apple Bottom. That shows that the huge triangle backed
thong or clothing to mask
that ugly mystery space is real! So clothing makers are in on the
conspiracy to fool onlookers! In fact, many makers use that
triangle design and arch the design around the edges, and when it's on
a flat ass, it looks like the ass is actually round! This pic shows
that triangle design, meant to be hiked up the ass to cover that 10
inches of long back/long ass but also make the ass cheeks look rounder,
when they're not! In face, the asses are very flat.
The yellow
squares
show where the ass really is, way down below, and NOT where that thong
tries to tell you where the ass is. The RED
lines show you where the thong wants you to think the ass is, to make
the ass look full, but you can clearly see that the yellow box is where
ass really is. The lace is used as a distraction! :( ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And all ethnicities' flat assed chicks are in on this trick! LATINA BLACK ASIAN ![]() ![]() ![]() |
| MISDIRECTION TO ASS CHEEK MEAT
FOR YOU TO IGNORE REST OF MESS THERE Another technique used by clothes makers is to make something that flat assed chicks can drape, completely coverying that flat area. Or panties are made in the style of the granny panties, but if they show they spread the asscheeks, you get fooled into thinking it's a nice ass. lol I see this A LOT! See below, look at that pic. Left cheek looks juicy, due to panty cut getting caught on the ass fat, but the right cheek is flat because the ass is really flat, plus the ass crack is small and starts really low, so she bought granny panties to hike up her ass and cover the flat long top! ![]() ![]() THE INNER CHEEKS TRICK ![]() |
Here's the game of tease you with a little skin and make you focus on only the cheeks! Still don't believe me that they're trying to hide that flatness and make you only focus on where the cheeks are? Ok check it. Why the fuck cover up in a feathery whatever the hell that is, and look at the skirt, what's the highlight? Buttom of ass where the ass fat looks like a full ass, if you use your imagination. I don't want to have to imagine if there is a top to the ass! lol ![]() ![]() I can see how flat this is without her even lifting. The ass is UNDER her body! While the pic on the right is completely covering, in some fur looking nasty shit lol The girl has a terrible ass, so they had to cover that top! In the photoshoot this one with the fur was the only shot from the back, so they put that shit to cover up. ![]() ![]() and... well then
there's this
one... The ones with the shots where you just CAN'T hide the fact that
you have no ass what so ever, but if you look like you're an adult with
a pre-teen ass, many will say that ass is nice and tight! lol I see
these littering the strip clubs aimed at white guys!!! This chick, 32
years old!
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LONGER/FULLER THIGHS/ROUND ASSThe thongs are cut in a high fashion, from the front view, which makes the woman look like she’s got longer legs and most sexy thigh. At the same time, the POSE she’s put in makes it look like her ass is rounder! That's what's happening in the pic to the right. Now, you look at this pic and you're happy to see a bunch of skin, a bikini and a nice round ass and long legs, plus blond hair. You've got a winner, right? She's hawt right? I mean look how big the boobs are! But that's just it, her big titties are the viewer’s distraction from seeing truth, coupled with her beautiful skin tone. Photographers always shoot FRONT ON because the rest of these chicks is SCARY to look at! Don’t be fooled! Now take a look at this next pic to see what she REALLY LOOKS LIKE from the back! There's that nasty space again!!! So the high cut bikini us jacked way up the ass and tries to disguise the area that is the reason these chicks have long nasty asses. And while the chick on the right has a cute face, look at that long nasty backside! When you can see that space, from the front, you surely don't want to look at that from the back!
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BACKSIDE
VIEW OF THAT LONG ASS![]() Of that mystery space there, how much is actually really the actual butt? This is up to the makers of the clothing to determine, as it will change with the design, causing your focus to not be on how small that ass really is. So where is the real ass? Check the rectangles to the right for the real ass area. But most dudes will get hyped off of the skin showing and the HAPPY GAPS! To the left here,
the pic highlights all the ass
most have, in the
2
circlesyou
see. So why are
they doing back shots??? It looks like a baby girl's ass! Those old
guys wanting barely
legal ass are to blame for this. It's not even about the ass, at that
point, it just looks like an under developed woman! Many like it for
that reason! Most likely the guy who wants a woman to dress up like a
school girl, and act naughty. Yes, a 13 year old catholic school girl,
complete with pig tails and tiny ass! PERVERTS! In fact, what most are
getting all hyped over is what's highlighted in the little picture
here, which
is inside of the red semi circles. That area is the 'real ass' on this
chick, those two little humps, which are tiny and can't possibly form a
nice ass if there are no ass cheeks. Yes,
you dudes are getting all tripped out over those tiny little baby ass
cheeks. But of course, you like them because you're dicks are too
small, so it makes it easier to penetrate this chick, plus it makes
your dicks look bigger when you have a chick with no ass. Yes, you like
optical illusions yourself! lol ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() These G Stringers are fooling by showing a LOT of FLAWLESS SKIN (photoshop), SHINE and HAPPY GAPS. They're completely FLAT! You have to have a petite body with minimal long back to pull off Gstring shots, plus have to have lost of distraction! ![]() Again, no asses at all, but have to bend over to create one. These are not models! So this means most women know this trick! and also make sure that the triangle on the upper part of the thong stays big! No G strongs for these asses, they know better! ![]() ![]() |
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WHERE IS THE BEEF? (do these guys secretly wish they were child predators for likely the 'babyish' bottoms?) I shit you not, these 2 asses are award winning asses! It's why they were featured in Maxim, Stuff and FHM magazines, back to back. These were considered to be of the top 10 hottest ass shots of the millennium (the left shot in America, the right shot in Europe). Can you figure out why? I can't. All I see is that nasty mystery space of long back / long ass look and it reminds me of a Dachshund (weiner dogs) body. ![]() ![]() |
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