PHOTOSHOP RUINS ASS APPRECIATION
Aight, so after yapping with many
dudes, and hearing many
chicks talk about how they’re divas and models all of a
sudden, it dawned on me
that there are too many chicks popping up getting fame for having a
huge ass,
which does not necessarily mean a nice ass, and AREN’T in
most cases. Doesn’t
matter to them, they take the pics
of their asses and they have all kinds of marks like war stories on
their ass
cheeks like: boot marks, knife stabbing scabs, stitches, syringe marks,
stretch
marks, etc… But the recent scores of wannabe ghetto booty
models are disgusting me
and take away from the actual appreciation of a nice ass, big or small. See, for MOST of those
asses out there
today, we really shouldn’t be seeing their skin! I know,
sounds stupid, but
trust me, you’ll see what I mean in a minute. I mean to a
point where their
asses are nicely sized, but they were better suited doing fully clothed
shots,
than doing bikini shots, because where you see their skin,
it’s disgusting for
those shots! They actually ruin the shots because the focus is not on
their
asses, but on their war scars!
So we’ll make an example of a recent ‘celeb’, by way of RealityTV, and although she has a nice sized ass to admire, she has a bunch of marks/cellulite that detract from that beauty of the ass. Everyone was in love with her HUGE GHETTO BOOTY, but for some reason, most couldn't get past the scars she had on her shoulders, chest, etc, not to mention she’s very MANFACED. Now, the girl had no real way to make money, prior to fame, so she jumped on the hype of her booty and has 5 minutes of fame left, maybe 2, as everyone is catching on to her photographers’ tricks. This girl wasn’t going to waste her newly found money on clearing her scars up, noooo she let the magic of the photo geniuses make them disappear. What magic? Why ADOBE PHOTOSHOP magic! With that software, really ugly chicks clear up all blemishes of the skin, become smaller in size (you can remove FAT from the body and give shape to a sloppy body), even make themselves WHITER IN SKIN TONE (BEYONCE!!!). Oh yeah, Photoshop is responsible for a lot of C list chicks making it to A list, falsely! Take a look at what I’m saying, in the booty category, specifically, as magazines hype you up to make you think these women they found are RARE SPECIMENS, with FLAWLESS SKIN, (which is why YOU thought they chose these ladies):
See, they have over 100 pages of PERFECTION! Looking at these photos, it is clear that they have models with flawless skin, why... just look at the skin on this chick above. She has no scars, moles, nothing... flawless brown skin! So they have PERFECT MODELS, right? 100 pages of perfectionk, so that means not 1 woman in their mag is NOT 100% on point. Now, we're all humans, so this is IMPOSSIBLE, but from time to time, you'll see some ladies with flawless skin, but to claim that every one of them is flawless in their mag? No one can boast that success. The country of Brasil can't even boast that percentage. So what's the trick? What trickery is this magazine trying to sell me? Take a look:
Here are early photos of the girl, a depending on the class of the photographer, and the guidelines of the magazine that pics are to be published in, the photographer might want to AIRBRUSH out any impurities. This is a very common practice, which makes you now question this ‘BEAUTY’ that we see in every magazine. It’s not natural, it’s computer generated and tons of makeup. Observe what this 'model' really looks like:
The
Dimple at Evidence marker 3 in the pic above, has moved to where
Evidence marker 5 is, in the pic below!
ahh that's more like it! This is more 'HUMAN'! I can deal with ass shots like this, and would have accepted these pics over the smooth mag pics. As you can see, this looks NOTHING like the PHOTOSHOPPED pictures in that Smooth Magazine! As you can see, we have to go CSI style on this chick. What is different between this real pic and the doctored pics earlier?
- Evidence markers 1-3 are huge protruding scars on that left shoulder/arm. THOSE SHITS ARE GONE IN SMOOTH MAG!!!
- Evidence marker 4 shows tons of stretch marks all around the stomach, butt and thighs that look like US HIGHWAYS!
- Evidence marker 5 shows DENTS in her ass, as her ass and legs are heavily littered with cellulite. (When a booty is bent over, like this, the skin stretches and you normally DON'T see the cellulite, which is why most photographers will make a chick bend over, because it makes an ass look full and firm, even if you don't have one like that)
Hell, they even clean up her half naked shots, but they obviously saw they couldn't work with the cellulite!
You're basically paying the magazine to take a chick who shouldn't even be a model, clean her pictures up, and present her in the way you wish to see her, flawlessly, and also make her famous for NOT really having what you're paying for! That's stupid! lol But you'll allow the magazines to lie to you, so now our standards of beauty really comes down to how well someone can photoshop a photo??? Does anyone NOT see how sick that is? This means anyone can now be a diva, and that's exactly what's happening. All kinds of nasty shit is coming out of the woodworks! In fact, ALL OF THE MODEL SHOTS FROM DEELISHIS are now photoshopped to death so that the scars and cellulite are gone.
Now, I'm not THAT picky about ass shots, when they're covered up in jeans, skirts and shorts, but for these chicks to get FAMOUS and they don't look all that great when you see their real skin, if not for the help of modern technology and makeup to make the skin look flawless, uhmmm.. that's not hot, and you surely shouldn't be modeling! In fact, what I can't stand about these models now, is that fact that they're all smoothed over in these mags, the ass is digitized to perfection, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEIR ASSES HAVEN'T BEEN MORE ROUNDED UP AND SHAPED UP TO LOOK LIKE REAL ASS!!! You don't know if you're really looking at what they're working with, or not! You can have Paris Hilton with a fat ass and most dudes will be like "SO! IT'S STILL A NICE ASS". This shit has to stop today, or the point of ass appreciation is lost. We are to salivate over the ones with the real asses that are nice, scars or whatever on them, but if it's nice, it's nice and it doesn't NEED a touch up! I'm not paying the mags for pics of chicks I see all damn day, I'm paying them for chicks that are close to perfection, without false modifications, therefore you pay for the show! I'M PAYING FOR GOOD GENETICS YOU FUCKERS! lol