Ghetto blaster booty

GHETTO BOOTY SECTION: Mass or Mush? Know the difference?
Most don't and love shots like this (especially black guys)! mmmm mmm good lol

No you don't because you said this was a nice phat ass when it's NOT!

Now, I know that some of us can't contain ourselves when we see a FAT ASS- or rather, a lot of SKIN showing, on a female. Sometimes, a nice ass can cause us to follow a chick to the free clinic, or even worse, sitting in a house looking at the amount of kids, that you're making together, grow. ...but some of you dudes really scare me with the shit you're peeping nowadays and calling it "THICK" and a "FAT ASS." Now, to each his own, if you like a fat chick, that's all good, any lovin' is good lovin', but you have to stop intruding on the rest of our recognition of terms, for ladies that WE like. STOP CALLING YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD GIRLFRIEND, 'THICK'. I think 'THICK' and I think having a more muscle base, more solid, and not wobbly and loose meat/fat. The stuff you're calling thick, if I smack it, it jiggles like ripples in a pond. That's NOT how anything THICK moves. I think THICK I think a Burger King milkshake that's impossible to stir, not the Mcdonalds shit that's all watery and syrupy. You smack a thick ass, it will BOUNCE! When you grab a hand full of it, grabit

it doesn't move so much to slip in between your fingers, it's FIRM! But what you dudes are calling thick isn't firm! So how could something that is so watery be considered thick?
It would appear that if something were to be considered 'THICK', then it would be firm and you can grab it up like this:

How can this be 'THICK' when it's watery and mushy to the touch?

Look at his hands' size and look at that mass of ass. DISGUSTING! It's too large of a plane! He's trying his hardest to grab ANYTHING back there, something, no matter if it's fat or not, he think's it's a hot ass! This is the BOTTOM OF THE BARREL and is NOT even a ghetto booty, this is a LARD ASS! It has NO FORM WHAT SO EVER! Chances are, with most Ghetto booties, especially the huge ones that stay in form, the GHETTO BLASTERS, you can't even get your arm around 1 cheek, but it maintains FORM, regardless of how it's tossed around. If it looks like you're playing with pizza dough, that's not a ghetto booty, that's slop! Let's proceed.

So you ask the average 'ghetto booty' lover, what's a nice ass, and he's most likley to tell you the biggest ass he can find is HOT! It doesn't have to be firm, it doesn't have to look like a nice ass, it have be littered will cellulite, have gunshot wounds in it- no matter, you can't tell this dude that ass isn't a nice ass. To him, MASS = NICE ASS! You say ASS he's going IN on it like this:

as long as it's a HUGE AMOUNT OF BUTT FAT/MEAT whatever, he's a happy camper. Because of this, all kinds of beast chicks are coming out of the woodworks and thinking they're sexy. They're putting up all kinds of pics, making money and all that. While I'm not one to hate on someone getting paid off of weaklings, I don't like this fat shit being passed for THICK chicks. These are BBW, GROSSLY OBESE CHICKS, not THICK CHICKS. Now, a ghetto booty, due to this re-classification by these dumb cats calling fat chick thick, can be a whole RANGE of but size, from cartoonishly big to WATER BUFFALO BIG, like the pic above. But the key difference between the sizes, is that 1 of them actually STILL LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN'S ASS, AND NOT A FUCKED UP SOFA PILLOW! Let's examine some shit being passed off for thick.

MEASURING UP THE GHETTO BOOTY VERSUS THE LARD ASS

CONFUSION AMONGST THE RANKS A Ghetto Booty is an acquired taste. You have to be from environments that embrace chicks who have a little more pounds on their butts, might not be 'perfect' by a Hollywood throwup standard, but amongst it's own groupings, get's its own ranking. Many people DO rank that types of booty, but other dudes just get turned on with ANYTHING they see that is an exposed bunch of meat. You see the dude with the HUGE, OBESE chick and he's cuffing her back/ass/thigh whatever the hell that is back there, and is swearing that's an ass, gassing her head up too, so she's out in a thong! YUCK! But you must examine WHY these blubber chicks come out dressing all exposed and nasty looking, well it's YOUR FAULT! You made them think they were hot! THIS----------------------------> IS YOUR DAMN DOING, TYRONE AND BILLY-BOB!!! It's time to clear up what's a good ghetto booty versus a heaping pile of lard. Actually, that's not really a thong. It's a back support weight lifting belt. lol Luckily, for us, that glob of meat is confined to those pants, but someone is looking at that ass, in those pants and saying it's very tight and round, so it's a ghetto booty. WRONG! That's NOT a ghetto booty and when you release those pants from that body, all that shit drips down. So let's examine the confusion of ghetto booty ass shape, due to clothes misdirecting our judgement of the asses.	There is a black or redneck reader spraying his shorts right now to this very view. Go head playa lol
WHAT'S UNDERNEATH THE HOOD? You're walking by, you spot this ass on a corner. BAMMMM You're fucked up, that's a nice tight ghetto booty, right? It's all confined to the tight space of that green dress or the tight pants, the material of the dress is so non pourous that you can't see any dents, and pants force shape too. That looks like THE perfect ghetto booty. Why, the ass isn't even drooping down, it's resisting gravity and is perfectly shaped round, right? BEFORE but... sadly enough, pants off, her ass is SQUARED!!! It's not round! It's actually this shot below, today! It's a lard ass today! We'll show you how to preven this from walking in your life, later! Ok, you're walking by, you see this now I DARE you to say that's a good ghetto booty. Look at the goddamn side profile! Gut and all! It was nothing more than what it looked like to begin with, a LARD ASS! It was in a video called 'ALL DAT ASS' which is supposed to highlight ghetto booties! URGH! It used to be a nice ass, years ago, which is why it still has some form, but it's dead and buried now but is EXACTLY why dudes are calling this class of ass 'nice'. They can't tell the difference between a good ghetto booty and this shit?! You can see the cellulite here, even though the pic is fuzzy! lol :/ See, if that ass was really real and ghetto booty, it would be 45 years old spread on a bed and still in form like this: when you have a real ghetto booty, when the fat piles on, you still hold form of the ass cheeks!	Ok, here's example number 2. Nice shit you see in passing, what would you rank it? CLEARLY, A GHETTO BLASTER! Impossible for it to be a mushy lard ass, right?. well BAAM! This is that same ass, without the pants! Look how that SAG is there. Look at the potholes in that lawn. Trust me, this was the same girl!!! All that shape, GONE! What's the problem? That ass LIED to me! lol What SHOULD have been an excellent ghetto booty, in those jeans, turned out to be a BAD version of the ghetto booty! It still looks somewhat like butt cheeks, so it's not quite to the lard ass stage, completely, but it's ghetting there. Still, mad dudes are looking at that ass an saying it's THICK, thinking it's a solid booty. Does that look thick? Sick, yes, thick, no! But the cheeks are huge and therefor a ghetto booty, they'll still call that THICK. It's a slobby ghetto booty! Nothing more! Ok let's try this again. Here's what looks like another excellent ghetto booty Clothes come off, and it's NOTHING BUT A BAD GHETTO BOOTY! but the asscheeks are still round and you can recognize them, this keeps it in the ghetto booty class, just not a good ghetto booty aka GHETTO BLASTER!
THE PROBLEM, CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT'S ASS AND WHAT'S FAT MEAT I guess that's the real problem in trying to determine if it's still ghetto booty or a lard ass. You look at an ass and you're not sure what the fuck is the ass and what's the rest. Many dudes are confused and that's why they call PIG TAIL chicks apple bottoms, incorrectly. Just what IS the butt and what's the rest? You're looking at it like this and it look s all like a completely round ass to you. When you have a stare down with an ass like this, it's hard to know the difference between what's the reall ass and what is she trying to make look like the real ass. Bending over, as you know, forces the ass cheeks to look full, then the shot is taken from under the ass. But when when we straighten this out, it's easier to diagnose. All you see is a thong disappear in the crack of an ass. You see shine on the ass, suggesting it's a bulbous ass, this ass even comes equipped with a long ass crack. It's clearly a ghetto booty, but not easy to see which class right now. let's look to the left panel to get a better view. What does this ass REALLY look like? Look below!!!! YOU WERE FOOLED! Right where the pink straps end, notice, SO TOO DOES THE ASS. LMAO! All that extra stuff is fat slop but because the ass cheeks are still preserved, it's 1 day away from being a lard ass! For this reason, you must proceed down further to see a guide on how to tell if your chick will turn into a lard ass versus keep a ghetto booty!	aha! Here is where the typical ass observer gets into problems determining if it's a nice ass or not. Look at this pics below. Which ass cheek is the REAL size of her ass? Most dudes will say that the RIGHT ass cheek is the real size of the ass, why? Because it's the BIGGEST ASS CHEEK! See they see the huge mass that is the thigh, leg and hip fat combined and call that an ass, when it's really the ass cheek on the LEFT that highlights what's really the ass cheek. Right where the thong disappears, that inner area is the ass cheek (where circled).
What should a REAL ghetto booty look like? It should look like THIS	and look exactly like it did when the skirt came off! That ass STILL defies gravity, still has it's HUGE shape and is EASY to see its form is there! As she gets fatter, that ass will stay PUT! She's a keeper!

LONGEVITY TEST: As the fat piles on, a real ghetto booty will keep it's form still!

OK, let's examine just what is on these ghetto booties and lard asses. You really must use this portion of the education to pick the lady you're going to wife up. You know dudes get pissed off when their girl has a baby and gets all fucking nasty looking, but there are way to protect your interests (her ass shape), and here's how you find out. You're looking for the ghetto booty longevity test! Much like the 45 year old chick I put in the pic earlier, as the meat piles on a ghetto booty, if it's really real, it doesn't lose it's form! The trick is that some ghetto booties come stacked with a lot of fat, but that ass is backed by nice meat that is solid, thus it holds form very well, as it expands. Others just pile on the fat and lose shape very easily because all it ever was was a small ass that gained a bunch of fat on it. That ass quickly becomes a lard ass, filled with cellulite, drooping all over the place. This kind of ghetto booty here is one that bounces, has a lot of meat mixed with fat on it, but the form holds like crazy, there aren't dimples in the ass and is grabable in their round forms, not all over the place like the pic at the very top of the page. <--------Remember that slop?But there is a difference between the ones that are like a MUSH ass and the ones that actually still hold form with the fat collection that has amassed down there. This class of ghetto booty, that I want to focus on here, produces a handfull of ass but you can enjoy the ass meat that you play with. It's not all watery but moves as a unit when it sways and moves and doesn't move like water motions! It stays a THICK slab of meat! When you grab it, look at the cheeks still look like cheeks and doesn't break form:

Here's an even BIGGER ghetto booty, still it maintains form when you squish it.

Being smashed up in shorts, the ass isn't dripping out, it's still holding form! That's a ghetto booty! You can wife up this chick because her ass is here to stay! She gets fatter, no problem, that ass will still maintain it's form!

and notice how this is not photoshopped and this ass has no cellulite! It's ghetto booty, BUT, this pic above has another problem forming, can you guess? We'll explain later...

Here you can see that it looks like a nice ghetto booty. But when we put our hands into the meat and dig in, will the ass make indents like play dough? Or will it move as a solid and fold up, maintaining the looks of the ass cheeks? Let's find out:

Well would you look at that. It STILL maintained the form of the ass cheeks! So this is STILL a ghetto booty. You can NOT do this on a lard ass because you can't even find the area to scoop because you can't normally find the ass cheeks! lol

See, that's just it, can it maintain form through out the years? If we put pressure on it, will the ass cheeks still look like ass? You think it's trickery by pressing the ass cheeks from the side to form an ass? Ok, let's push the cheeks from underneath. Will that pacify you? Fine: Here's a ghetto booty laying down, it's holding form even with gravity

Now, if it's pushed from underneath, you think it will fall apart?

WRONG! You push that shit and STILL the ass is in form. It's a ghetto booty, it's in controll, it's not going to spill over like lard asses that work like water in a plastic bag!

Some shit is salvagable, some shit... well just isn't...

if you did follow our guide, you'd not be stuck with some shit that you don't want and your eyes tricked you into liking what you thought would last forever, HER ASS!Sadly enough, her ass went south, LITERALLY, it's falling down, is cellulite plagued, form is turning into nastiness. You might not even know if yours is at that point. You try to hit it from doggy style and the ass is all in the way now! You try not to focus on the dents and smashes on the ass, that weren't there before, but it's hard to focus and keep a boner. Also, as the ass gets fatter, it starts to STINK! It collects a bunch of sweat and filth in the cracks, and if that woman is not an expert wiper, that's a nasty infected crack! As a side note, why are all these sloppy booties chicks always see with LONG NAILS? How the fuck can you properly wipe your long, wide, fat ass when you have 3 inch nails on your fingers? See, many factors contribute to that ass smell! Digusting. Maybe if you are a former jailbird, you like that fresh doo doo anus smell, or if you're bisexual, but if that smells like hot ass, I SURELY don't want it. If you do like that, well this section is for you. If your chick looks like these booties they're bottom of barrel ghetto booties and surely lard asses! ...and you need to stop trying to let them dress up to look pretty, it's not working! They're still lard asses!

When you go home, do you recognize this:

These were once TOP Ghetto Booties! Now, they're on the way out the door, 1 day from complete SLOP! These were top sought out porn stars, now, looking at the slop on their backsides, it's all mush and cellulite. Just huge sloppy bottom of the barrel Ghetto Booty. There's always a bad side to each good thing, so a happy ending is not promised. :( Now, what you're stuck with is this beast:

Completely NOT what you signed up for, or did you? Some of you actually LIKE the lard asses and all the stretch marks, pock marks, knife/gunshot wounds... that come with these asses. You'll argue that it's top ghetto booty too, but you know very well it's not! Why? Because you can see what parts are really ass and what's not. You're looking at wide, long, fat mix of hip, back, thigh and former ass fat as a combination, but really, the YELLOW SQUARE is where her real ass is:

Now how can this shot be a GHETTO BOOTY? It's not even BIG ENOUGH. It's like a white girl's flat butt that has a collection of fat at the bottom of the ass, crowding the anus! Some of you like this kind of ass, gunshot wounds and all. I'm convinced you zone out and just focus on the huge table sized ass in front of you, regardless of how nasty it looks. This is FOR YOU!

Or even this one here, You cats SWEAR this chick has a nice ass, but look at it. NO DEFINITION OF ASS, the leg goes right into the ass crack as one long row of far meat, and again, where is the ass in all of that? Just a glob of fat meat!

and thats because that ass above, is really THIS ASS that you see in the pic below, that got really fat over the years! It's the same shit, no definition, that ass is UNDER the body, crack goes right into the leg! Those chicks above used to be this small actually and have this form! Just like Anell. Read here! They were the size of these chicks in the pics below!!!

SLEEPING WITH 'THE ENEMY'

ARCH ENEMY: when it's leaving ghetto booty realm, turning to lard ass, officially!

So we not you spotcheck and only focus on the thought of what an ass USED to look like, therefore you can ignore the cellulite plagued nastiness you stick your dick in each night. You look at that only part that still looks like an ass and are happy. The rest of that backsite is fat, cellulite, bullet wounds, panty scars (when wear panties too small and pants too small, it leaves marks and sometimes they're permanent!- Ms. D' ASS has them! But honestly, how can you think this right here is nice ass? Let's bring in things that our readers send to us and told us where top of the line GHETTO BOOTIES (which we shoot down):

OK, Notice the 'Arch Enemy'. It's a mound of thigh fat that collects and breaks away from the trickery alliance of the ass and hip fat. The same shit that teamed up and fooled you into thinking it was hot, is now separating into individual parts, right before your eyes. So once you see the Arch Enemy begin to form, know that LARD ASS status is coming up! It's not holding together anymore. As time goes on, the creases under the ass start to erode, and arch enemy continues to march on and expand, and 1 year later, here's that same ass in panties

Then you have the millions of cellulite holes, accented by the
yellow circles and gunshot wounds. Oh this CLEARLY is
LARD ASS! It made the transition to that recently. Now that trick to cover up the long, wide lower back that's filled with fat, and shows how nasty and long that crack is, begins. This is what most dudes are stuck with now, all because they didn't want to look at 1 section of the page, to get their shit together!

And now they're living with this sloppiness, who keeps on wearing a thong and you have to keep lying to her about how sexy she is. lol Just leave this screen up, on your computer, and go to the store. When she SNOOPS, she'll get the hint! lol You don't have to tell her, let US tell her!

Once that Arch Enemy kicks in, the lower section becomes overridden and then you can't recognize what was once a nice ass. Look at this shit. Where is the ass (side view)? Just a mound of meat! Arch Enemy is growing creating the crease that his highlighted with the YELLOW CIRCLE.

Soon, the ass definition erodes! Where the asscheeks clearly separated, it will blend to 1 long ass, while the arch enemy begins to break from the pack too. All pieces go in different directions now.

This continues until the ass is completely LONG, WIDE AND DISGUSTING (shot taken from the porn chick did 1 year later)

SOMETIMES, YOU ARE FORCED TO LIE TO YOUR CHICK, TELL HER SHE'S HOT WHEN YOU KNOW DAMN WELL SHE'S NOT. PLEASE, MAN... DON'T LIE! YOU NOT TELLING THE TRUTH HAS LEAD TO SHIT LIKE THIS! WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS SHIT, IT'S NOT HOT AND THESE CLICKS ARE PAST THE GHETTO BOOTY MARK! THEY'RE CLEARLY LARD ASSES THAT THINK THEY CAN STILL DO THE SAME SHIT THAT THEY COULD WHEN THEY HAD GHETTO BOOTIES- OR THEY THINK THEY HAVE GHETTO BOOTIES BECAUSE YOUR DUMB ASS KEEPS TELLING THEM THEY'RE THICK AND DO HAVE GHETTO BOOTIES.

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR HER WEARING THIS!!!!

Still think that is hot? Ok, let's switch up the color a bit and see if you think the same way:

Now imagine a real DICK trying to get in there! How are you supposed to get anything in there when the fat there is an obstacle? That's an 8 inch dildo!

I can see black dudes salivating right now. You like this shit niggas! Go to WHITE TRAILER TRASH block parties and pick these honies up! Trade your black ones for nasty white ones! I see this alot in NYC! How's this an upgrade?

Nice inner thigh fat huh?

Can you find the holes? lol

Black guys' fantasy

Each of these girls have ONLINE PROFILES on dating sites that say they're THICK!

She got that thong from her local CARPET store!

STUCK WITH ONE OF THESE MULES, OR JUST LIKE THEM LIKE THIS, BUT HAVING PROBLEMS FINDING THEIR POONS? SEE OUR COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE FOR HELP! CLICK HERE!

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