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GHETTO BOOTY SECTION:
Mass or Mush? Know the difference?
Most don't and love shots like this (especially black guys)! mmmm mmm good lol ![]() ![]() No you don't because you said this was a nice phat ass when it's NOT!
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CONFUSION AMONGST THE RANKS
A Ghetto Booty is an acquired taste. You have to be from environments that embrace chicks who have a little more pounds on their butts, might not be 'perfect' by a Hollywood throwup standard, but amongst it's own groupings, get's its own ranking. Many people DO rank that types of booty, but other dudes just get turned on with ANYTHING they see that is an exposed bunch of meat. You see the dude with the HUGE, OBESE chick and he's cuffing her back/ass/thigh whatever the hell that is back there, and is swearing that's an ass, gassing her head up too, so she's out in a thong! YUCK! But you must examine WHY these blubber chicks come out dressing all exposed and nasty looking, well it's YOUR FAULT! You made them think they were hot! THIS----------------------------> IS YOUR DAMN DOING, TYRONE AND BILLY-BOB!!! It's time to clear up what's a good ghetto booty versus a heaping pile of lard. Actually, that's not really a thong. It's a back support weight lifting belt. lol Luckily, for us, that glob of meat is confined to those pants, but someone is looking at that ass, in those pants and saying it's very tight and round, so it's a ghetto booty. WRONG! That's NOT a ghetto booty and when you release those pants from that body, all that shit drips down. So let's examine the confusion of ghetto booty ass shape, due to clothes misdirecting our judgement of the asses. |
![]() There is a black or redneck reader spraying his shorts right now to this very view. Go head playa lol |
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WHAT'S UNDERNEATH THE HOOD? You're walking by, you spot this
ass on a corner. BAMMMM You're fucked up, that's a nice tight ghetto
booty, right? It's all confined to the tight space of that green dress
or the tight pants,
the material of the dress is so non pourous that you can't see any
dents, and pants force shape too. That looks like THE perfect ghetto
booty. Why, the ass isn't
even drooping down, it's resisting gravity and is perfectly shaped
round, right? BEFORE
![]() but...
sadly enough, pants off, her ass is SQUARED!!! It's not round! It's
actually this shot below, today! It's a lard ass today! We'll
show you how to preven this from walking in your life, later!
![]() ![]() Ok, you're walking by, you see this ![]() now I DARE you to say that's a good ghetto booty. Look at the goddamn side profile! Gut and all! It was nothing more than what it looked like to begin with, a LARD ASS! It was in a video called 'ALL DAT ASS' which is supposed to highlight ghetto booties! URGH! ![]() It used to be a nice ass, years ago, which is why it still has some form, but it's dead and buried now but is EXACTLY why dudes are calling this class of ass 'nice'. They can't tell the difference between a good ghetto booty and this shit?! You can see the cellulite here, even though the pic is fuzzy! lol :/ See, if that ass was really real and ghetto booty, it would be 45 years old spread on a bed and still in form like this: ![]() when you have a real ghetto booty, when the fat piles on, you still hold form of the ass cheeks! |
Ok, here's example number 2. Nice shit you see in passing, what would you rank it? CLEARLY, A GHETTO BLASTER! Impossible for it to be a mushy lard ass, right?. ![]() well BAAM! This is that same ass, without the pants! Look how that SAG is there. Look at the potholes in that lawn. Trust me, this was the same girl!!! All that shape, GONE! ![]() What's the problem? That ass LIED to me! lol What SHOULD have been an excellent ghetto booty, in those jeans, turned out to be a BAD version of the ghetto booty! It still looks somewhat like butt cheeks, so it's not quite to the lard ass stage, completely, but it's ghetting there. Still, mad dudes are looking at that ass an saying it's THICK, thinking it's a solid booty. Does that look thick? Sick, yes, thick, no! But the cheeks are huge and therefor a ghetto booty, they'll still call that THICK. It's a slobby ghetto booty! Nothing more! Ok let's try this again. Here's what looks like another excellent ghetto booty ![]() Clothes come off, and it's
NOTHING BUT A BAD GHETTO BOOTY!
![]() but the asscheeks are still round and you can recognize them, this keeps it in the ghetto booty class, just not a good ghetto booty aka GHETTO BLASTER! |
| THE PROBLEM, CAN'T TELL THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT'S ASS AND WHAT'S FAT MEAT I guess that's the real problem in trying to determine if it's still ![]() ghetto booty or a lard ass. You look at an ass and you're not sure what the fuck is the ass and what's the rest. Many dudes are confused and that's why they call PIG TAIL chicks apple bottoms, incorrectly. Just what IS the butt and what's the rest? You're looking at it like this and it look s all like a completely round ass to you. When you have a stare down with an ass like this, it's hard to know the difference between what's the reall ass and what is she trying to make look like the real ass. Bending over, as you know, forces the ass cheeks to look full, then the shot is taken from under the ass. But when when we straighten this out, it's easier to diagnose. All you see is a thong disappear in the crack of an ass. You see shine on the ass, suggesting it's a bulbous ass, this ass even comes equipped with a long ass crack. It's clearly a ghetto booty, but not easy to see which class right now. let's look to the left panel to get a better view. What does this ass REALLY look like? Look below!!!! YOU WERE FOOLED! Right where the pink straps end, notice, SO TOO DOES THE ASS. LMAO! All that extra stuff is fat slop but because the ass cheeks are still preserved, it's 1 day away from being a lard ass! For this reason, you must proceed down further to see a guide on how to tell if your chick will turn into a lard ass versus keep a ghetto booty! |
aha!
Here is where the typical ass observer gets into problems
determining if it's a nice ass or not. Look at this pics
below. Which ass
cheek is the REAL size of her ass?
![]() ![]() Most dudes will say that the RIGHT ass cheek is the real size of the ass, why? Because it's the BIGGEST ASS CHEEK! See they see the huge mass that is the thigh, leg and hip fat combined and call that an ass, when it's really the ass cheek on the LEFT that highlights what's really the ass cheek. Right where the thong disappears, that inner area is the ass cheek (where circled). |
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should a REAL ghetto
booty look like? It should look like THIS
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and
look exactly like it did when the skirt
came off! That ass STILL defies gravity, still has it's HUGE shape and is EASY to see its form is there! As she gets fatter, that ass will stay PUT! She's a keeper! |
| LONGEVITY TEST:
As the fat
piles on, a real ghetto booty will keep it's form still! OK, let's examine just what is on these ghetto booties and lard asses. You really must use this portion of the education to pick the lady you're going to wife up. You know dudes get pissed off when their girl has a baby and gets all fucking nasty looking, but there are way to protect your interests (her ass shape), and here's how you find out. You're looking for the ghetto booty longevity test! Much like the 45 year old chick I put in the pic earlier, as the meat piles on a ghetto booty, if it's really real, it doesn't lose it's form! The trick is that some ghetto booties come stacked with a lot of fat, but that ass is backed by nice meat that is solid, thus it holds form very well, as it expands. Others just pile on the fat and lose shape very easily because all it ever was was a small ass that gained a bunch of fat on it. That ass quickly becomes a lard ass, filled with cellulite, drooping all over the place. This kind of ghetto booty here is one that bounces, has a lot of meat mixed with fat on it, but the form holds like crazy, there aren't dimples in the ass and is grabable in their round forms, not all over the place like the pic at the very top of the page.
<--------Remember that slop?But there is a difference between
the ones that are like a MUSH ass and the ones that actually still hold
form with the fat collection that has amassed down there.
This class of ghetto booty, that I want to focus on here,
produces a handfull of ass but you can enjoy the ass meat that you play
with. It's not all watery but moves as a unit when it sways and moves
and doesn't move like water motions! It stays a THICK slab of meat!
When you grab it, look at the cheeks still look like cheeks and doesn't
break form:![]() Here's an even BIGGER ghetto booty, still it maintains form when you squish it. ![]() Being
smashed up in shorts, the ass isn't dripping out, it's still holding
form! That's a ghetto booty! You can wife up this chick
because her ass is here to stay! She gets fatter, no problem, that ass
will still maintain it's form!
![]() and notice how this is not
photoshopped and this ass has no cellulite! It's ghetto booty, BUT,
this pic above has another problem forming, can you guess? We'll
explain later...
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Here you can see that it
looks like a nice ghetto booty. But when we put our hands into the meat
and dig in, will the ass make indents like play dough? Or will it move
as a solid and fold up, maintaining the looks of the ass cheeks? Let's
find out: Well would
you look at that. It STILL maintained the form of the ass cheeks! So
this is STILL a ghetto booty. You can NOT do this on a lard ass because
you can't even find the area to scoop because you can't normally find
the ass cheeks! lol See, that's
just it, can it maintain form through out the years? If we
put pressure on it, will the ass cheeks still look like ass? You think
it's trickery by pressing the ass cheeks from the side to form an ass?
Ok, let's push the cheeks from underneath. Will that pacify you? Fine:
Here's a
ghetto
booty laying down, it's holding form even with gravity
Now, if it's pushed from underneath, you think it will fall apart? WRONG!
You push that shit and STILL the ass is in form. It's a ghetto
booty, it's in controll, it's not going to spill over like lard asses
that work like water in a plastic bag! |
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Some
shit is salvagable, some shit... well just isn't...
if you did follow our
guide, you'd not be stuck with some shit that you don't want and your
eyes tricked you into liking what you thought would last forever, HER
ASS!
Sadly enough, her ass went
south, LITERALLY,
it's falling down, is
cellulite plagued, form is turning into nastiness. You might not even
know if yours is at that point. You try to hit it from doggy style and
the ass is all in the way now! You try not to focus on the dents and
smashes on the ass, that weren't there before, but it's hard to focus
and keep a boner. Also, as the ass gets fatter, it starts to STINK!
It collects a bunch of sweat and filth in the cracks, and if
that
woman is not an expert wiper, that's a nasty infected crack!
As a
side note, why are all these sloppy booties chicks always see with LONG
NAILS? How the fuck can you properly wipe your long, wide, fat ass when
you have 3 inch nails on your fingers? See, many factors contribute to
that ass smell! Digusting. Maybe if you are a former jailbird, you like
that fresh doo doo anus smell, or if you're bisexual, but if that
smells like hot ass, I SURELY don't want it. If you do like that, well
this section is for you. If your chick
looks like these booties they're bottom of barrel ghetto booties and
surely lard asses! ...and you need to stop trying to let them dress up
to look
pretty, it's not working! They're still lard asses!
When you go home,
do you recognize this: Completely NOT what you signed up for, or did you? Some of you actually LIKE the lard asses and all the stretch marks, pock marks, knife/gunshot wounds... that come with these asses. You'll argue that it's top ghetto booty too, but you know very well it's not! Why? Because you can see what parts are really ass and what's not. You're looking at wide, long, fat mix of hip, back, thigh and former ass fat as a combination, but really, the YELLOW SQUARE is where her real ass is: ![]() Now how can this shot be a GHETTO BOOTY? It's not even BIG ENOUGH. It's like a white girl's flat butt that has a collection of fat at the bottom of the ass, crowding the anus! Some of you like this kind of ass, gunshot wounds and all. I'm convinced you zone out and just focus on the huge table sized ass in front of you, regardless of how nasty it looks. This is FOR YOU! Or even this one here, You cats SWEAR this chick has a nice ass, but look at it. NO DEFINITION OF ASS, the leg goes right into the ass crack as one long row of far meat, and again, where is the ass in all of that? Just a glob of fat meat! ![]() ![]() and thats because that ass above, is really THIS ASS that you see in the pic below, that got really fat over the years! It's the same shit, no definition, that ass is UNDER the body, crack goes right into the leg! Those chicks above used to be this small actually and have this form! Just like Anell. Read here! They were the size of these chicks in the pics below!!! ![]() ![]() SLEEPING WITH 'THE ENEMY' ![]() |
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ARCH ENEMY: when it's leaving ghetto booty realm, turning to lard ass, officially! So we not you
spotcheck and only focus on the thought of what an ass USED to look
like, therefore you can ignore the cellulite plagued nastiness you
stick your dick in each night. You look at that only part that still
looks like an ass and are happy. The rest of that backsite is fat,
cellulite, bullet wounds, panty scars (when wear panties too small and
pants too small, it leaves marks and sometimes they're permanent!- Ms.
D' ASS has them! But honestly, how can you think this right here is
nice ass? Let's bring in things that our readers send to us and told us
where top of the line GHETTO BOOTIES (which we shoot down): OK, Notice the 'Arch Enemy'.
And now they're living
with this sloppiness, who keeps on wearing a thong and you have to keep
lying to her about how sexy she is. lol Just leave this screen up, on
your computer, and go to the store. When she SNOOPS, she'll get the
hint! lol You don't have to tell her, let US tell her! |
Once that Arch Enemy kicks in, the lower section becomes overridden and then you can't recognize what was once a nice ass. Look at this shit. Where is the ass (side view)? Just a mound of meat! Arch Enemy is growing creating the crease that his highlighted with the YELLOW CIRCLE.
Soon, the ass definition
erodes! Where the asscheeks clearly separated, it will blend to 1 long
ass, while the arch enemy begins to break from the pack too. All pieces
go in different directions now. This continues until the ass
is completely LONG, WIDE AND DISGUSTING (shot taken from the porn chick
did 1 year later)
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Still think that is hot? Ok, let's switch up the color a bit and see if you think the same way:
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Now imagine a real DICK trying to get in there! How are you supposed to get anything in there when the fat there is an obstacle? That's an 8 inch dildo! |
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I can see black dudes salivating right now. You like this shit niggas! Go to WHITE TRAILER TRASH block parties and pick these honies up! Trade your black ones for nasty white ones! I see this alot in NYC! How's this an upgrade?
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Nice inner thigh fat
huh? |
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you find the holes? lol
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Black
guys' fantasy
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Each of these girls have ONLINE PROFILES on dating sites that say they're THICK! |
She got that thong from her local CARPET store! |