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WHO KILLED THE 'HAPPY GAP'?

You can't tell me that's not an extra nice ass due to that gap!

HAPPY GAP-

Definition: The little space between a girls upper thighs and just below her cooter as she stands or walks with legs together. The open space forms the shape of an upside down triangle. It is usually reserved to fit/thin girls as chubby thighs tend to crush the happy gap. Fall into the gap. Creates an ASS SMILE.
Example: Holy shit did you see that happy gap! It was so gapalicious that I could light it on fire and jump through it on my mini-bike. (Urban Dictionary)

When a woman has HG, the ass area is very accented and you can see that ass CLEARLY for miles to come. Same thing can be said of her camel toe and toto meat, because it really shows off a woman's features. It's easy to hit that very well, I might add, as there is no fat from thighs blocking your entrance. This is the ass that looks perfect in a thong, on the beach.

Physical Example:

CHUB RUB-

Definition: what fat girls experience when their inner-upper thighs rub together so much they get chaffed and rashes break out. It usually is accompanied by sweat and foul odors.
Example: That chick has such bad chub-rub that I can see blood marks on her pants between her thighs. (Urban Dictionary)

Chub Rub does nothing but hide and cram a bunch of mean around critical female access points, and that blockage makes chicks walk like slobs, not to mention that thigh meat rubbing together all day stinks from hot sweat. The chick looks knock-kneed all because her fat thighs closed up the HG! Seriously, do you want to see this in a thong? If this IS your type, here's a lil document to show you how to hit a chub rubb chick.

Physical example:

A brief story:
Years ago, when I was a budding teen, we didn't have so many fat women, in our society. I can remember racing girls up and down the block- ok it was more like me chasing them trying to squeeze their butts and newly forming tits- but they were so fast and in shape and able to run all day! They'd be out there playing girls games, double dutch, and getting their exercise in, all day! This one chick, Tawny, started to develop early, and her ass was a complete Apple Bottom, and everyone was after her. Then the other girls started to develop, but these were the less physically active girls, the non athletic types, who just sat around and gossipped on the porches. Still, Tawny got all the attention, for her backside set up, yet by this time all the ladies had 'butts'. There was a huge difference between Tawny's lower-mid section and the other girls. Tawny had a HAPPY GAP! I remember her standing in front of me, while I was on a porch, and I could actually look through her gap and see my boys coming on the other side, through her gap! lol It was amazing! I remembered all kinds of older dudes pulling RKELLY's as they rolled up trying to get her number, everyone making note of that sexy space between her legs that accented the underpart of her ass like NEVER SEEN BEFORE! But that gap was SEXY!!!! That gap created a nice and sexy ASS SMILE right under that Apple Bottom and highlighted that Tawny was different because she had sexy thighs that didn't conflict with each others' existance, inside her pants. That space between her legs completely defined her ass, thighs and poon, as that camel toe was a NICE view, and her poon meat wasn't huge either. The gang and I went on searches to find other women with these gaps, and through the years, we found that the gaps were disappearing in numbers and appreciation. Women actually started to hate the Happy Gap. This was ushered in by fat women hating the fact that they're not in shape anymore. We enjoyed this Happy Gap until the other girls become knocked up and got fatter and started to say that Tawny had a gap because she was getting fucked so much (yet tawny had 1 boyfriend who didn't live in NY and she'd only see him summers, yet the other girls were on their 3rd baby daddies lol). Instead of a Happy Gap, the fat ghetto broads all had CHUB RUB! YUCK! Then you had ignorant, dumb fucks talking about women who have gaps were fucked by really big dicks and that's why they have them. REALLY? So a dick was so big and strong that it rearranged her whole bone structure??? You need to stay away from the Japanese Hentai cartoon porn you dip shits! lol So dudes were scaring women and claiming that they'd not be with a woman who has a gap, basically guys were admiting they had little dicks and didn't now that woman's vaginas normally snap back to regular size (in the case she was sleeping around with a huge penis'd guy for a long time). WTF do you people smoke?? lol A gap does not mean a chick has a ravaged poon! So idiots like that, with their propoganda, and the fat chicks helped usher in the end of Happy Gap appreciation. I would like to officially send a shout out to all the ladies with Happy Gap and tell the fellas, you seriously need to get back on track with finding chicks with Happy Gaps, of all races!

My Ode to the Happy Gap, you'll be sorely missed! :~(

Happy Gap IN MOTION!

Happy Gap clearly defines beautiful female attributes. Asscheeks are accented as well as toto meat!

even though these asses below are flat, happy gap makes them bearable!

In low-light settings, the deep accents are even more fully recognized due to gap being there!

and you can't enjoy a backshot as well as with a chick with a gap! CLEAR ACCESS!!!

HAPPY GAP FALSIFICATION METHOD #1

Now, don't think that everyone has forgotten about the Happy Gap! Many try to artificially create it, because they know they wished they still had it, although many are publicly hating on having that. Peep the LUVEES campaign, they wish to keep the Happy Gap alive!

NEGATIVE PRESS ABOUT HAPPY GAP:
There is a mission, by many, to CLOSE THE GAP, so to say, and MANY DONT' LIKE THEIR GAPS (Click here to read 'I HATE MY GAP!' and 'PLEAE HELP ME CLOSE MY LEGS')

CAMPAIGN AGAINST CHUB RUB INCREASING:
While many others are trying to reach their inner Happy Gap ('PLEASE HELP ME GET A GAP') and don't like their chub rub (click here 'WE HATE OUR CHUB RUB! IT SMELLS BAD AND WE HATE GOING UP STAIRS BECAUSE IT'S ALL PEOPLE SEE')! So where the hell is the happy medium? I say, bring the gap back, because real women won't complain about sexy gaps, which offer better access to her poon, look much better in a thong than a chub rubber and is a perfect look when you have her in many positions because you don't have to fight her thighs to get at that! Chub rub makes people sad, Happy Gap warms the soul! WINNER: HAPPY GAP!

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