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COMPENSATE for missing ass by using "INSTA-ASS"
(TANGA) PANTIES
FOREWORD: MANY
CHICKS THINK THEY HAVE NICE ASSES WHEN THEY DON'T! THEY GO THROUGH
GREAT LENGTHS TO CONVINCE YOU AND WHEN YOU POINT OUT THAT THEY DON'T
HAVE NICE ASSES, THEY GET PISSED. Seeing so much ass on the internet,
most of it NOT being good asses (and most provided by chicks who think
they have nice asses
and dudes who are fooled into thinking these chicks have nice asses),
we're seeing too
many chicks trying to compensate for not having nicely shaped asses. So
what do they do?
They buy panties that have the HIGH CUT or are shaped to make the fat
on the chicks' hips and back
look like part of the ass, thus producing the APPLEBOTTOM or FAT
ASS/GHETTO BOOTY. We all know already that the meat around ass crack is
where the ass really
begins and ends. Panty makers learned this and armed no-ass'd chicks
with these "INSTA-ASS" panties that produce
instant ass for them, when they never had it. The panties they buy
lift, form and fool the onlooker into believing the ass is full by
forcing the panties up the ass crack and then the shape of the panties
take over and combines the girls' little bit of ass with the
BACK AND HIP FAT to
look like a full booty. The effect of the INSTA-ASS panties is that it
'ASS-SHIFTS' your droopy, sloppy meat up higher on your back to
eliminate the long flat/sloppy/flabby asscheeks you have. These panties
separate the asscheeks to make them look full. Also, these panties
serve as a girdle and squeeze in the waistline while also
decorating/masking the flat TOP part of their asses.
Observe and take note ladies with horrible asses or tiny asses because
you to can fool men...
Here's an example of someone who, because
she made a JLO SHRINE, thinks she's as sexy as JLO. Now this is
obviously a broke bitch because look at the little effort to conceal
her nasty ass because she probably can't afford some INSTA-ASS panties.
She truly believes that she has an ass. This is someone who really
needs to get with the INSTA-ASS type panties immediately before shae
takes more pics of herself. So you see, sometimes you just have to
FORCE some ladies INTO the INSTA-ASS type panties, in order to maintain
a HARD ON. You'll see more examples, later, of chicks who MUST buy
these panties for. Here's how to avoid looking like this:
Also, don't you see a lot of this too:
Look at these tiny asses that tried to use the INSTA-ASS style to
create asses. See how they were expecting the arch of the panties to
make you think that ass is there when there really is no ass? Terrible!
HIKING the drawers up the ass crack and the transformation steps
Here's how to get it right, chicks.
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STEP 1) Ok, first you start out by putting the
INSTA-ASS
drawers on and stretch them out over the area you want to include in
making your ass look bigger. **Note: You'll want to vary the size
depending on the venue you go to show your ass off at, which means
you'll need a lot of strength to stretch these drawers. Here, you'll be
doing ghetto booties so you'll need a lot of force.
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STEP 2) Now,
adjust and pull the drawers all the way up and make sure that you're
tucking in the belly, the chichos around your waist and the flat top of
your ass, in the drawers.
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STEP 3) It
might be hard to get your droopy, flat or tiny asscheeks to cooperate,
so reach in there and give it a big pull. Remember, you're trying to
CREATE ass cheeks here so get them way up there starting by pulling
with BOTH HANDS on the left side of the drawers to trap the meat on the
left cheek. Go'on ahead, give it a TUG!
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STEP 4) Repeat STEP 3
but on the right side.
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STEP 5) Check
your ass to see if you've properly jacked the INSTA-ASS panties up your
crack well enough. **Note: Be sure that you've washed your ass
thoroughly to avoid doo-doo stains! Seen this too many times**
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STEP 6) Bend
over forward and stretch your drawers out and get your ass-crack to
adjust to your INSTA-ASS panties. Notice, your ass-crack is NOT that
long or deep so how can you possibly have as big of an ass as these
panties let on? Bend over to make your ass crack and ass look LONGER!
That's the effect, ladies.
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REALITY CHECK PAUSE 1)
See,
now observe the side profile shot of your ass. Doesn't it look like you
have a full ass now? The INSTA-ASS panties took the fat from your
belly, your waist and lower back/long ass, and forced them into a round
hump. Isn't it beginning to even convince YOU that it's nice? LOL
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REALITY CHECK PAUSE 2)
I
know, you're ass still looks long but do you see how our INSTA-ASS
panties engulfed all of that and gave it a lift? Look how long your
asscrack is now and look how much ass it looks like you have now! No,
our product did not fail you, you're just beginning to get started! Now
you'll need to pose to complete the effect
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RESULTS!!! Now, bend over at a 35 to 45 degree angle to accent the new asscheeks we just created for you. See the arch?
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RESULTS!!!
YOU'VE SUCCESSFULLY 'SHIFTED' YOUR DROOPY ASS TO APPEAR HIGHER UP ON
YOUR BACK THUS LOOKING LIKE A LEGIT ASS! Need more ass, LEAN on the leg
you wish to highlight the asscheek of. You're doing great!
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RESULTS!!!
Although we created an ass for you, UHHHGGHHMM try NOT to stand up
straight too much or the effect doesn't work as much.
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RESULTS!!!
PERFECT! THERE YOU HAVE IT. YOU'RE READY TO TAKE INTERNET PICTURES
WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ASS! YOU CAN NOW TAKE THAT PIC TO SOME OF
THE TOP CHAT SITES AND FOOL MOST OF THESE IDIOTS. NOTICE THE "COMPLETE"
ROUND ASSCHEEKS OUR "INSTA-ASS" CREATED! ALSO, IT HELPS TO TAKE
PICTURES WHERE THE ANGLE IS COMING FROM UNDER THE ASS. IT HIGHLIGHTS
THE PART OF YOUR ASS THAT IS REALLY THE ONLY REAL PART OF YOUR ASS. AS
LONG AS THEY CAN'T SEE HOW DROOPY YOUR ASS REALLY IS, YOU'LL BE
CONVINCING.
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Here are people who are trying too hard to
arch their backs to show some ass or are using pics that are taken from
UNDER the ass to fool you into believing they have ass.
YOU NEED THEM: CASE 1
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Here are chicks who TRIED to get the lifting effects
of the INSTA-ASS using their cheap cotton panties and just FAILED
miserably. If you're going to try this shit, at least TRY! lol Here's
what the asses look like without the lift
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What types of asses NEED to use these
types of panties? Take a look at these shots and you'll see WHY. See,
most try to extend their ass cracks by using THONGS but thongs won't
make it look like you have more ass because it's going to show just how
much you DON'T have. Still, the thong simulates an asscrack so the
higher the thong up your back, the more some ladies think it makes
their ass look bigger. Here's how it fails them.
YOU NEED THEM: CASE 1
Look at the transformation (trickery) when using INSTA-ASS type panties.
***Note: Each "case study" is of the SAME ass from the same girl, just
using different panties! Also, they have to pull the panties OVER the
waistline and love handles to keep the drawers WAY UP THEIR ASSES. Hey,
something has to hold the asscheeks up.***
CASE STUDY 1
 Your
ass starts off looking plain and flat with your own drawers (cheap ass
COTTON drawers broke bitches buy, non Victoria Secrets junk) |
 Now
observe THE SAME ass in INSTA-ASS type panties. Even YOU can't believe
it! (hard to believe these 4 pics are of the same girl's ass! NO LIE,
see the trickery? DAMN SHAME!)
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CASE STUDY 2
See, in the white pants, the ass is just a tiny little ass
with no lift or asscrack highlight. Put on some INSTA-ASS panties and
voila!
CASE STUDY 4
Starts off with thongs, but her ass is no nasty until she puts
on INSTA-ASS type panties and jacks up the waistline to highlight the
ASSCRACK. Again, in the end, do a BENT OVER ASS SHOT FROM UNDERNEATH
THE ASS.
CASE STUDY 5
When they are finished, here's what the INSTA-ASS effect produces. Keep an eye out for them.
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