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Before JLO,
before
Vida Guerra, before even your girlfriend's last man put her anus all
over the internet for my enjoyment, there was Iris Chacon
Today, we
live in the era of the Video Hoe skeezers who try every trick in the
book to get paid (even get knocked up by someone who seems like he has
money), but all have no fucking talent, what so ever, other than to show
their asses and hope to be considered 'a model'. If they're
not
showing their asses, the chicks today are trying to use their pretty
faces to become an actress, and think that because of their looks,
they're entitled to the best shit on earth and access to anything they
want. Hey, they've even parlay'd this physical looks into getting
record deals to sing, because they're not smart enough to know that
SIGHT DOES NOT EQUAL SOUND, therefore just because you look good, that
doesn't mean you will SOUND good- and most DON'T sound good! lol
Regardless of the fact that most of these good looking chicks, looking
to get famous/rich quick, have no talent, they know that if they fall
back on the looks, SOMEONE will ultimately PAY to see them. But today,
these chicks have to suck a lot of dick and give up a lot of ass first, just
to make it in a magazine, and movie. They have to fuck
the producer, executive producer and the lead actor... Too much whoring
just to get 15 minutes of fame, especially when the market is flooded
with new hoes by the day. Yes the market is saturated with hoes, and
more UNTALENTED chicks who are ugly in the face but have big tits/ass, pretty with
no tits/ass (just showing rib cages) or have it all physically, but are
stupid as fuck, pile in numbers, but don't know how to parlay their
assets into the lime light to really get paid. If a chick is
lucky, today, she can get famous, for 15 minutes, with taking pictures
of her ass, and then parlay that into a singing deal or movie deals or modeling career- ehem every internet stripper from 2008.
Hey, you heard from the Flavor of Love chick Delishus? Tried to
sing? Where is that career again? Riiiight! Nowhere! No talent!
So my point stands, these hoes of today would be extremely lucky
to be able to do modeling, acting or
singing, let alone have something with their name on it, as a coming
attraction back in the days. Why? Because these chicks are boring
hoes who
just
look pretty, and have no fucking talent, thus they're getting NOWHERE
fast by next year.
"YOU WOULDN'T GET FAR
IF YOU KEPT YOUR LEGS CLOSED" as The Game and
Kanye would say.  (<--
click the link to read more on LA
BOMBA DE PUERTO RICO). She was a triple threat + and did
acting,
singing, dancing, modeling... you name it, she was doing it, and
parlay'd all this through the use of her HUGE ASS!
Yes, this
woman had a BEAUTY of an ass, way back when having a huge ass wasn't
popular, not like it is today. They'd call that FAT back then
(full figured). She prevailed in a time where there weren't a lot of
ladies able to sell the sexual fantasy to make her way all over the
place, now it's popular, but then with her kinds of assets (big tits, tight waist and huge
ass)!? Forget it! So here, I dedicate this to the original nice assed, sexy woman who actually WAS a triple threat (Movies, every type of TV show appearance you can think of- even had her own TV show (a show that lasted 15 years!!!), comedy!, singing career and modeling) 
but who was the
ORIGINAL JLO (couldn't REALLY REALLY sing but it was ok, or act well but her ass got her into every
possible scenario). This woman ultimately surprised all and still
prevailed, IN THE 70S - 80S, using her huge ass, in a class all by
herself! She rocked Madison Squared Garden and even Radio
City Music hall! She paved the way for the market saturated with
talentless hoes, except NONE OF TODAY'S HOES have enough ambition or
pull to get their own TV shows, right after busting on the scene. JLO
stole this woman's playbook. Like Iris, Jlo is Puerto Rican, who got
her start from being a dancer (although Iris was a REAL Queen of dance
moves), can't sing but had a singing deal, was an actress and used the
fact that she had a huge ass to get all of this. Where JLO denies that
her ass is what got her fame, Iris knew it was EXACTLY that that drove
the men wild, and loved it! And, Iris, who's love was dancing, took
that to the stage and had her own TV show! Iris will be talked about
forever, Jlo is just about done with, and you'll not be thinking of her
after she's officially gone from the spotlight, next year! Iris was
partying and showing that ass well into her 40s! Jlo is DONE right now,
dancing in her video all covered up with a huge coat and can't move!
lol So this is your ass education, respect Iris Chacon, she paved the
way for these hoes and everything they're doing now, by skeezering, she
got many to do for her willingly!! As a matter of fact, watch
the new movie with JLO, 'el cantante' and you'll see that JLO is
competing for Marc Anthony's attention while he's watching THE IRIS
CHACON SHOW and JLO does a booty dance to try to upstage the Iris on
TV (yet Marc Anthony was still ignoring her). lol JLO even knows she
stole the Iris blueprint. Iris has personality, wasn't a stuck up self entitled piece of shit like 90 pecent of these chicks out here showing their asses. Iris was WORLD WIDE and these hoes today are all still LOCAL! So before you pay these hoes to shake their asses, see how they match up, and then decide if it's worth spending your money on no-talent chicks. Iris was a "well rounded" entertainer that the world knows 30 years after she showed up! :) |
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