ASS HISTORY 101: THE GHETTO BOOTY BLUEPRINT-
(38-26-42) Good lawd!
Before JLO, before Vida Guerra, before even your girlfriend's last man put her anus all over the internet for my enjoyment, there was Iris Chacon (<-- click the link to read more on LA BOMBA DE PUERTO RICO). She was a triple threat + and did acting, singing, dancing, modeling... you name it, she was doing it, and parlay'd all this through the use of her HUGE ASS! Yes, this woman had a BEAUTY of an ass, way back when having a huge ass wasn't popular, not like it is today. They'd call that FAT back then (full figured). She prevailed in a time where there weren't a lot of ladies able to sell the sexual fantasy to make her way all over the place, now it's popular, but then with her kinds of assets (big tits, tight waist and huge ass)!? Forget it!Today, we live in the era of the Video Hoe skeezers who try every trick in the book to get paid (even get knocked up by someone who seems like he has money), but all have no fucking talent, what so ever, other than to show their asses and hope to be considered 'a model'. If they're not showing their asses, the chicks today are trying to use their pretty faces to become an actress, and think that because of their looks, they're entitled to the best shit on earth and access to anything they want. Hey, they've even parlay'd this physical looks into getting record deals to sing, because they're not smart enough to know that SIGHT DOES NOT EQUAL SOUND, therefore just because you look good, that doesn't mean you will SOUND good- and most DON'T sound good! lol Regardless of the fact that most of these good looking chicks, looking to get famous/rich quick, have no talent, they know that if they fall back on the looks, SOMEONE will ultimately PAY to see them. But today, these chicks have to suck a lot of dick and give up a lot of ass first, just to make it in a magazine, and movie. They have to fuck the producer, executive producer and the lead actor... Too much whoring just to get 15 minutes of fame, especially when the market is flooded with new hoes by the day. Yes the market is saturated with hoes, and more UNTALENTED chicks who are ugly in the face but have big tits/ass, pretty with no tits/ass (just showing rib cages) or have it all physically, but are stupid as fuck, pile in numbers, but don't know how to parlay their assets into the lime light to really get paid. If a chick is lucky, today, she can get famous, for 15 minutes, with taking pictures of her ass, and then parlay that into a singing deal or movie deals or modeling career- ehem every internet stripper from 2008. Hey, you heard from the Flavor of Love chick Delishus? Tried to sing? Where is that career again? Riiiight! Nowhere! No talent! So my point stands, these hoes of today would be extremely lucky to be able to do modeling, acting or singing, let alone have something with their name on it, as a coming attraction back in the days. Why? Because these chicks are boring hoes who just look pretty, and have no fucking talent, thus they're getting NOWHERE fast by next year. "YOU WOULDN'T GET FAR IF YOU KEPT YOUR LEGS CLOSED" as The Game and Kanye would say.
So here, I dedicate this to the original nice assed, sexy woman who actually WAS a triple threat (Movies, every type of TV show appearance you can think of- even had her own TV show (a show that lasted 15 years!!!), comedy!, singing career and modeling) but who was the ORIGINAL JLO (couldn't REALLY REALLY sing but it was ok, or act well but her ass got her into every possible scenario). This woman ultimately surprised all and still prevailed, IN THE 70S - 80S, using her huge ass, in a class all by herself! She rocked Madison Squared Garden and even Radio City Music hall! She paved the way for the market saturated with talentless hoes, except NONE OF TODAY'S HOES have enough ambition or pull to get their own TV shows, right after busting on the scene. JLO stole this woman's playbook. Like Iris, Jlo is Puerto Rican, who got her start from being a dancer (although Iris was a REAL Queen of dance moves), can't sing but had a singing deal, was an actress and used the fact that she had a huge ass to get all of this. Where JLO denies that her ass is what got her fame, Iris knew it was EXACTLY that that drove the men wild, and loved it! And, Iris, who's love was dancing, took that to the stage and had her own TV show! Iris will be talked about forever, Jlo is just about done with, and you'll not be thinking of her after she's officially gone from the spotlight, next year! Iris was partying and showing that ass well into her 40s! Jlo is DONE right now, dancing in her video all covered up with a huge coat and can't move! lol So this is your ass education, respect Iris Chacon, she paved the way for these hoes and everything they're doing now, by skeezering, she got many to do for her willingly!! As a matter of fact, watch the new movie with JLO, 'el cantante' and you'll see that JLO is competing for Marc Anthony's attention while he's watching THE IRIS CHACON SHOW and JLO does a booty dance to try to upstage the Iris on TV (yet Marc Anthony was still ignoring her). lol JLO even knows she stole the Iris blueprint.
Iris has personality, wasn't a stuck up self entitled piece of shit like 90 pecent of these chicks out here showing their asses. Iris was WORLD WIDE and these hoes today are all still LOCAL! So before you pay these hoes to shake their asses, see how they match up, and then decide if it's worth spending your money on no-talent chicks. Iris was a "well rounded" entertainer that the world knows 30 years after she showed up! :)
Iris Video links (click the links to play videos)