pigtail

The PIG TAIL
(Analyze the pig skin)
The "CULO PLANO" chicks! Change the angle, you don't know WHAT THE FUCK their asses will look like! lol
Big Pig

Note the back and where the but crack is once the back straightens out!

You've heard it said that a chick with a Donkey Butt, was a chick who had an Apple Bottom or huge ghetto booty, but this is a type we're introducing called, THE PIG BUTT, or preferably, THE PIG TAIL. The PIG TAIL is a disgusting type of ass, that many people like to get off on, for some reason, often mistaking it for an Apple Bottom, tear drop or even ass smile. This ass is not in ANY of their classes, it's just what it is, the ASS OF A PIG

but on a human! Normally, you'll see this ass on a chick that is a pudgy (like Asians who get fat or Mexican, Central/South American indian chicks with sponge bob square pants box-shaped bodied chicks), who was mostly likely smaller or supposed to be small, in midsection, but then poured on the pounds and the fat started forming on the lower part of the ass, and blended into the thighs. Their bodies had no ass before they gained the weight, but the ass cheeks just grew in fat and they dropped down like mudflaps on a car! The results is there is almost no separation of back of the thigh, ass cheeks and the hip fat, making it one big mound of fat that wraps around. Unlike an Apple Bottom, the top of the ass is FLAT! Unlike a Tear Drop, the ass doesn't round off nice to a two cute buttcheeks, and the Ass Smile is not tightly defined when it rounds off at the bottom. In most cases there the Ass Smile is weak and you have to bend over before you can see round cheeks- or something that looks round anway.
The Pig Tail's appearance is not a full ass, it's actually an ass that is a half of an ass that bloomed too late and placed in the last quarter of the butt. For this reason, this chick BENDS OVER a lot to try to make her ass look more round, like it's supposed to be, which elevates the ass, in an optical illusion trick- also done by wearing outrageous HIGH HEELS to arch without you knowing, like Andress Soares. Well, because the Pig Tail's ass is actually UNDER HER BUTT, if that makes sense, lift it higher and arch so you can see the under ass, and it looks to many like a Tear Drop or AppleBottom. Her asscheeks begin to form and wrap around UNDER THE ASS, moreorless on top of the back of thighs!? Basically, what you have is the ass of a pig, seriously.

Notice the view used, UNDER shot, to highlight where the ass cheeks really are, UNDER!

Hold her steady, so we can see that flat, long ass!

THIS IS A PLUMPER, not THICK and it's surely not a NICE ASS! It's a Pig Tail!

This below is a nice ass, it stands up to gravity and it's a real booty! Unlike the Pigtail.

and the reason for this is a lot of Pig Tail chicks used to be smaller in body types, then got super fat so their asses are just fat collections on a smaller body. Check the link to see.
These chicks started off THIS SIZE

But you can't tell these corny ass dudes, and chicks who believe they're hot with this ass, that they're not! So let's point out just why this is NOT a nice looking ass! When the porn videos and photographers show these ladies, it's ALWAYS from under the ass views, where you can see a long crack. Any other angle shows how it's a nasty long flat back with a droopy asscheek set. Her ass looks, bent over, like it should with her standing up. The ass crack is just OUT of place completely, and thus the ass too. Even walked like she has to take a shit!

So here you see UNDER THE ASS is where the SHORT ass crack and cheeks begin to come in. If the ass crack is long, it doesn't completely separate the ass cheeks until way at the bottom of the ass. The back is a long one, with this huge space before the fat cheeks come in.. This space before the ass is what turns South American latinas into the barrel shapes that they have, with this Pig Tail and it's digusting to watch. Look at the bottom chick, it's more evident of long nasty combination of ass, hip and thigh fat the is a long straight crack, while the girl at the top has a tiny ass crack that is completely UNDER the body. That ass WRAPS AROUND UNDER to where the poon is! The WIDE look makes most think that's a full ass, when it's a LONG AND WIDE!YUCK!

Not obvious enough? Ok, here's a closer look at this pic:

THERE'S A FLAG ON THE PLAY: first check the long small of the back that is just a WIDE BLANK area but look where back ends.

now look at the next oddity, where the long ass crack actually starts way later, down the butt as it's already beginning it's curve UNDER the body

now ook at the ass crack's trajectory (down in 45 degree angle, then right angle down, then hook under towards crotch) YUCK!,

and that makes for a Pig Tail, with no separation of hip, thigh and ass, and that ass is like a SOGGY DIAPER! As a matter of fact, when they walk, they wobble like they have to take a shit really bad, where your squeeze your asscheeks in wobble to your door hoping to not shit on yourself. You've seen them! Let's rotate the ass so you can see what it look like when it's standing up

FLAT, WIDE, ASS BEGINS UNDER BODY!

But you were fooled, I know, so let's examine the angles they fooled you with, the UNDER ASS shot. The creases in the ass who the ass meat tucking under and towards the poon, which creates these tiny ass chick curves which shows that this ass is really supposed to be a tiny chick's ass (right where the arrows are is the real ass meat)

but the fat built up so much that the other stuff fools you to thinking that shit chick has an ass. Then you can see that she's bent over, so it looks like a nice ass but she's bend over 90 degrees to make that! It does not look the same when she's standing! See, the ass is TUCKED UNDER! So most Photographers and video directors will only shoot her from UNDER the ass. Let's break down this other Pig Tail.

FOUL ON THE PLAY!!! Here's that supposedly nice round ass, as she really looks, without arching her back and bending over. Look at that WIDE, LONG STRAIGHT IRONING BOARD FLAT ASS

that seemlessly blends hip, butt and thigh fat into 1 glob!!! YUCK!!! Where the Tattoo ends, we should see some sort of ass crack. You don't. And you can see, the butt curves at the END of everything, the ass crack is way the hell down the body, and the ass is UNDER the body

, just like a pig!

Right before that last marker, you can see a DENT. That dent is where the ass crack should have started! Standing, it looks like part of the ass crack, and looks longer but the ass cheeks haven't began to form yet! That is part of the MYSTERY SPACE, which is flat, fat and plump on this particular body.
The tattoos are to cover the long nasty mystery space and is a common trick to disguise all that flatness. Now it just looks like this

Now , see it in motion, as it starts off looking nice and round, because other chick is burying face in the UNDER part of ass, but keep your eye on the lower back, as starts to straighten out, in relation to where the asscrack is.

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