SEND US YOUR PICS SECTION
Send us your pics is a section that is to deal with the questions that the readers have been asking about certain booty types out there. Obviously, there are MANY kinds of booties, some types we've not covered yet but will, and others we've not covered for good reason. lol We get a lot of reader mail, and actually we've received some crazy requests, most of which we simply can not honor, but we will try to publish as many of the really border line type butts that you ask us to cover. Some of the stuff we get we can't analyze because it's too blurry or the emails don't give enough to go on, to properly judge. Some ladies are scared that someone will recognize them, but trust me, we can remove tattoos, birthmarks, babies that you're carrying in your hands, backgrounds, whatever you wish, from the photos with simply 1 click of the mouse. So don't be afraid, just ask us to remove them. You'll see later on, how much you'll need to get a proper gauge. The most common types of emails we've been receiving have been from very brave women who want to know what class of booty they have, and the other type is the dude who is confused as to why he doesn't like his girl's ass, but other people are swearing up and down that the ass is the best! Also, many readers have asked us to judge asses of 'internet celebrity' chicks who get famous, due to their asses, but they really don't have STAR QUALITY type asses, and thus I don't know why people are paying them. At any rate, here are a couple of things to keep in mind, when sending us YOUR pictures of yourselves and your girls. It's harder to get a gauge on something when it's not in live motion (video), but we can TRIANGULATE the booty if you help us by following these set of 3 shot requirements, used to better judge an ass (some harder to pull off than others):
THE SIDE PROFILE: Basic
shot to get a gauge on the course of the booty. Try to not bend or arch
to create more ass, it only messes up the shot more. Stand as you
normally do, straight up. This shot
is THE most important shot.
Modified Side Profile / (3-D view): to get an idea of the 'thickness' or volume of the booty. Best angle, DOWNWARD 45 degree angle shot.
BACK SHOTS: To get Ass Smile readout and overall flow of the picture of the booty
Optional shots:
UNDERCARRIAGE SHOTS: if you question whether or not you have a Pig Tail, you need to send this one.
Modified Side Profile / (3-D view): to get an idea of the 'thickness' or volume of the booty. Best angle, DOWNWARD 45 degree angle shot.
BACK SHOTS: To get Ass Smile readout and overall flow of the picture of the booty
Optional shots:
UNDERCARRIAGE SHOTS: if you question whether or not you have a Pig Tail, you need to send this one.
These will help us
get a better understanding of what we're analyzing. Of course, VIDEO is
the best way to tell, so you can take some clips with your phone and
email them to us, we'll convert them to the page. So remember, the 3 angles of
pics, if you can pull them off and/or video and make
the resolution at least 640 x 480 so we can draw on the
pictures. Ok, let's
start the show.
