I had to profile this booty. This is sent in from a Man & Wife who wanted to have the wife analyzed- WHICH IS COOL AS FUCK! So we honor that request. I'm sure the wife brags to the husband that she's a big booty that all the fellas fall out over, which while it's true it's BIG, bigger doesn't mean better. Still, her bottom does have a market out there for it, in most cases because dudes don't know what they're really looking at when they look- they see size, coupled with a few lady trickery to dress the booty and they're good to go. lol So this one's for the cool couple. It was also asked what could be done to improve this butt, and I'm going to tell you that if she loses the weight only, this butt will be so flat you'd hate yourself for even begging her to do it. My suggestion is you have her do squats, but not the typical kind, you need PLIE SQUATS (with weights or cross bar) and LUNGES (<--- look at the BIG ASS in this video!) work wonders!!!. Regular plies are most for inner thigh but done with weights shape a booty nicely at top! The ass suffers from lack of top half support and basic butt muscle structure that can help to push the ass outward and upward. This is what you need to improve the butt. More workouts to tone. This way as the fat comes off (as happens in exercise regardless), you're at least building the muscle to create tone. But being that her hips are wide, you might not like the results if her butt muscles dont' span the full length of her backside. So the Plie's will help the areas you want to make more solid. It's going to stay this shape though, but more full with muscular base will look better.
Sender: Eli's Wifey
Side shot:
We start with the side profile which at first glance, you'd swear that was an Applebottom, at it's biggest size, before turning into a Ghetto Blaster booty. You'd say this because it looks like where the lower back ends, immediately the booty starts off with the Applebottom's signature 'bump' that defines the top of the booty. It even looks like she's not leaning over, but if you pay attention, the pelvis is somewhat arched out, still she's not doing the typical super arching most women do to create butt. That arching (very little barely noticable) brings the ass higher up though so if it really looked like this, she'd not feel the need to do so. Examining the top of the butt, that would have to be one hell of a high-butt for that top of the ass to be that round from top to bottom. She'd almost have to have no back at all if that top of the ass was really part of her ass. So that's the first thing that really stood out about the side view. Whether or not shirt was covering it up, from this angle that looks like that full round ass there is all her. The booty remains round in the middle and seems to have quite a lift from this angle, at the bottom of the butt. There is no Bulb, as you'd commonly see in Tear Drops, doesn't appear flat here, doesn't appear like a Pig Tail either. This is why we ask for shots from the angles we ask, you can't judge from a side shot alone! Never do that.
Modified Side Shot:
In the modified side shot, if you can see a deep ass crack and although the photo is a bit dark, you can see the Ass Smile is at it's most extreme the closer in you go. It's not clear, from that shot alone, how far in the ass crease extends across the back of the legs. Still, the Ass Smile is deeply defined at the bottom of the ass, which is why those ass cheeks look big in this view. You can see that the bottom of the ass does not have a lot of fat collected on it, but more importantly the ass does not look at ALL like you originally saw in the first side shot. The top of that ass, which we thought we saw earlier, seems to not be here now??? The roundness of the cheeks (although big cheeks) seems to not be as round as we originally though. Actually, the ass looks kind of deflated compared to the first shot we saw. Inspecting the ass crack, you can see the ass cheek to the left is somewhat out of form too, as from the point of the origin of the top of the ass cheek to the bottom, makes the ass cheeks look like they go FLAT right where the ass crack begins, then curves back in as you move to the bottom of the ass. For sure now, it's not an Applebottom or a Ghetto Blaster. It doesn't even have enough postive slope on it to be in the Tear Drop category, but it does slope negatively in at the bottom. The ass seems to die as it moves further outward from the crack of the ass.
Back shot:
The back shot reveals that top of the butt we thought made this an Applebottom or Ghetto blaster now, and it's clear that's just a Mystery space that is fat. I'm sure MANY people are confusing her back fat with that butt being completely round and that big. That back fat is actually not part of the butt and it has managed to fuse itself with the butt, hip and thigh fat to make one wide/big backside. So to most eyes, they say the whole backside is butt, but in reality it's not. As you can see, she has a very well defined Ass Smile, which is the savior of this butt, but that ass crease at the bottom of the ass cheeks, barely make it to half of the back of the leg, and we remember that the bottom of the ass is sloped in to begin with. So that makes the buttom of the ass suspiciously close to being a Pig Tail. Because that Ass Smile is so deep but the combination of the back, butt, hip and thigh fat combined, you can't really see too well where the real ass cheeks are. But 3 inches from the crack, to the left and right is really where the real ass cheeks are, right where the right ass cheek has that shadow. That triangular shadow on the right ass cheek is the max I'll give this backside for what it's ass cheek shape really is. To also reinforce that prediction, I use the ass crease's length to show that where the ass crease ends, that's the end of the butt. This butt is mostly made up of the combination of fat from other areas, and even the shadows don't show any real girth and roundness to the butt. The ass seems to die off as it spreads further out. Although the hips are wide and we love wide hips, put the fat combination on that shape and it's looking rather flat with a TUNING FORK midsection. So this back shot proves that the higher concentration of ass meat is building up at the very bottom of the ass but ONLY in the inner part of the Ass Smile. You know what profile that characteristic belongs to. Can you guess before we get to the ANALysis?
Undercarriage:
Now, she knows a LOT of tricks to do to make this butt look more full. She covered up the back fat in the mystery space and if you saw this in a skirt or dress, you'd say that whole butt was off the meter! She knows that if you cover the top of the butt, and you can't see that part where the ass crack begins and above, that ass magically looks like a ghetto booty with shape, but the undercarriage shot clearly shows that the buttom of the ass slants inward. Examining the left ass cheek, you can see that it is rather flat there, at the bottom of the ass. The ass crease also doesn't look at thick as it did in the darker pics either. The whole bottom of the right leg shows that short ass crease but the rest of the leg is completely flat, there is no ass meat out there.
ANALysis:
There is no doubt, this ass is a PIG TAILshape. With the ass fat that overtook the butt, the back/butt/thigh/hips combinining to be one long flat slap of meat and that Ass Smile that tucks under the butt and basically doesn't really exist, thighs and inner ass cheeks fighting for room, I don't think anyone can dispute. The mere size of her backside and the hips being wide is what would allow her to dress up in many outfits and the form of the butt will look better than it really is 9 tiemes out of 10 because of that back fat, to be honest with you. Cover the top of the booty and you can transform the look of it, but when you can't hide the crack of the ass, it's easy to see what the ass really looks like.
Side shot::
Modified side shot:
Back shot:
Undercarriage:
First, let's say this. Other 'Ass Ethusiasts' have come to the site and made claim that many of the booties we've claimed exist out there, actually don't. One of which I got into a debate with and asked him what he considered a few booties I sent him to analyze. Of course, he was STUMPED and had no answer for me with the picture I sent him. He said I 'doctored' the picture to make it look like a GRIMACE shaped butt, because there is no such thing as an ass that looks like that! lol The nerve. So you know we have to mix it up, here at Assmatrix.com, and we're not all about pretty pics to beat off to. There is reason to the rhyme and we must display the full spectrum of booty out there. Here is one the types you might not fall in love over, but still, you can't act like we didn't say it does in fact exist.
Side shot:
Ok, let's start. We preview this side shot profile and you can see that the top of the ass looks like it's got that nice curvature bump that jumps off the top of AppleBottom booties. Obviously this is not an AppleBottom but that doesn't mean it can't be a Ghetto Blaster booty, at least. Then as you look closer, you start to question what really makes up the top of the butt area. What we believed to be the top of the ass just suddenly make a right turn downward! Well if it were the real top of the ass, with nice rounded and evenly plump booty, then you'd not have the sudden DROP in shape of the roundness as you move down the ass. 9 times out of 10, that means that where you see the butt go to a 90 degree drop, that's where the CRACK OF THE ASS begins. Remember, the crack separates the ass cheeks and the cheeks define what the butt will be like. So if that area that seems like a nice jump off to the top of the butt is not where the crack actually begins, THAT IS NOT PART OF THE BUTT! In fact, that model is arching a bit but there is more to the story- which we'll get into in a bit. As you look lower down the butt, where it leads into the thigh, it appears that there is some lift there- or is it just a heavy drop-shadow, or an out of place lump? Well the butt cheeks themselves seem to lump in and out as you move down the butt, which takes away from the curvature as well. This is not really a round butt, is what that indicates. So if the top of the butt is not round, it angles downward/inward, that means at most it could be a bad Tear Drop, or Pig Tail.
Modified Side Shot:
In this modified side shot, you can see that the butt is lumpy, and is not as round as originally you saw in the side shot. This is why we ask for the other angle shots. Look at the arch of the crack of the ass and the almost non-existent Ass Smile. You do NOT see any round cheeks defined by Ass Smile and the ass crack actually curves inward, under the butt. You can also make out that the ass cheeks area is actually flat too. Notice the right cheek blends right in with the back of the leg and also the back fat on top. There real ass here is obviously where you see the ass smile on the right cheek. That top of the ass, you can now see too that it's not part of the ass. You thought that was the jump off bump that is featured on Applebottoms and Ghetto Blasters but nope, that's a lot of back fat. A LOT of women pass off a nicely curved ass thanks to that back fat. So if you saw that in a skirt, you'd think that ass was fully rounded. The trick is to hide the ass crack so you can't see that the meat on the top of the ass is not really part of the ass. Couple that with some shorts/panties/dress/pants that lump the meat all together and give lift, you'd think this was an nice big ass.
Back shot:
This back shot shows that the Ass Smile is non-existent! The ass crease is not even 1/10th of the back of the leg, really doesn't even go anywhere. It's impossible for this ass to have any shape if it doesn't even have some form of definition with that Ass Smile or ass crease being deep. The areas that immediately surround the ass crack is what really makes up the ass cheeks. From the ass crack to the length of the ass crease, that IS what really is the ass of this model. The rest of this backside is NOT butt. If it's a big girl, you'd expect some collection of ass fat to be at least at the bottom of the butt, but that is clearly not the case here. So this butt can't ever be an AppleBottom or Tear Drop. You can see the back fat, thigh fat, leg fat have completely overcome the actual butt and it's completely eroded now. There is a flat slab of meat that extends from the back fat on the top of the ass, wraps around the side of the body and extends well into the leg. Do you see ANY separation of back, butt, leg? What many think is butt (that back fat in the picture) in jeans looks like a full butt. This is because look at the hips, the fat on top of them makes this shape look like wide, full hips. So you can see many mistaking that roundness up top as being part of the butt, but all of that is happening way before the butt actually starts (ass crack). This is the reason this ass look long and flat. How far does the ass droop? Check the undercarriage shot.
Undercarriage:
The undershot shows you exactly what I was saying earlier: The ass is flat, not round, the ass wraps under the ass and crowds the bottom of the ass. If you look where the ass crack starts (top of the crack), you can actually see that back fat that you thought was a round top of the ass. This shows you that the ass is really flat, so flat that you can see the fat from the back but we're looking at the ass from UNDER. Wow! That is unheard of. Also, you can clearly see the that lumps (about 2 inches each side) to the immediate left and right of the ass crack is actually what are the ass cheeks. The rest of this backside is not ass.
ANALysis:
There is no doubt, this ass is a PIG TAIL- FLAT GRIMACE shape. With the ass fat that overtook the butt, the back/butt/thigh/hips combinining to be one long flat slap of meat and that Ass Smile that tucks under the butt and basically doesn't really exist, thighs and inner ass cheeks fighting for room, I don't think anyone can dispute. Not all Pig Tails are Grimace butts, make sure you note this. This Grimace is the butt that many said did not exist and I'm showing you right now, it does exist.
Side shot::
Modified side shot:
Back shot:
Undercarriage:
Sender: THE E DOUBLE
Sideshot: The body is arching a bit but it doesn't matter, the form is easy to spot. You do not see a top of the ass jump out from the body so obviously this is not an Apple Bottom. Notice there is also no slope to this butt either, nor is there an obvious bulb, nor a separation of the butt from the back of the leg here. So all that means that none of signs of a Tear Drop are even present. So that leaves a Pig Tail or Flat ass. The butt looks like it is from the flat profile, in origin, but has a little bit of padding to it! This is rather interesting because a fat padding would collect towards the bottom of of the butt, so it's not fat that's the padding. Must be muscle. As we move to Side Shot 2, I asked her to flex a little, rather than arch like she was doing and bam, it's obvious what's making this butt poke out a little bit, now. Yes it looks a little bit strange here but it's because there is muscle that is keeping this butt from being completely flat! The butt is a round shape when the muscles is relaxed, and when completely tensed, it's this weird looking shape. lol Of course, this is a person who works out to make sure her butt doesn't stay flat and we REWARD THAT HERE AT ASSMATRIX.COM- much better than plastic surgery! There is minimal fat on the butt, most likely because her frame is supposed to be one of a petite person, which suggests she took this butt from a flat profile to make it what you see here. You can see that the muscle definition is high up on the butt, towards the top, and makes it just enough to the middle of the butt but the bottom is almost completely muscleless! Time to check this from an angle, because this is an interesting attempt at maintaining a butt.
Modified Side shots: I have her turn to do the modified side shot because I had to test the theory about the muscle butt to reinforce a flat butt profile, and if you look, the top of the ass, you can see the muscles flex and you get the curves there. The top of the ass to the middle is pumped up and gives a round look, but notice you did not see any of that in the side view straight on, without the flexing of the butt. Without the flexing that is the real profile of the butt, but when she turns to the side like this, the flex makes the butt look round. If looking at Modified Side Shot 1, you'll see the sharp angle from the top of the ass as you move towards the bottom. The ass doesn't continue the roundness you originally saw. Also, in Modified Side shot 2, the right butt cheek has the dent in it where you can see the muscle tone of this butt. but look at the bottom of the butt, there is no muscle there, and there is no bulb, as also shown in the side view shots, and the Ass Smile is not that defined in the Modified Side shots. It is only strongly defined right where the ass ends, but it doesn't have that strong of a crease and that crease doesn't even make it more than 1/4 of the length of the leg. So that's a common trait on a flat butt profile. Luckily for her, the Ass Smile is deep where it is, and she has that gap that separates the ass cheeks. The other problem with this ass is the top of the ass crack is not really deep, so where you think you see it separating the cheeks higher up on the ass, it's actually NOT! The top part of the crack is really just a dent there and it only deepes as it reaches the very bottom. So even if she had a fat collection to form a bulb, it would only exist in the very bottom of the ass, and that's the only grabable part of this ass, the very inner ass cheek meat. If she doesn't get a lot of fat on this butt, it's clearly going to be in the flat profile forever, just reinforced by muscle. The cheeks just don't have lift or roundness needed for a Tear Drop label. So even at this angle, you can see it's not a Tear Drop, but is it a Pig Tail or Flat? I put up BOTH Modified side shots because even she didn't believe the bottom of her ass was like that, due to some tricks she did in other shots. The side views tell a great deal, and they defeat what the tricks tell.
Back Shot: Take a look at the backshot and you see a huge gape! This is so obvious because there just isn't much to this ass, being that her body is so petite, but you see how shapely the inner cheeks are (because of that little areat that the Ass Smile does exist) and gap is, but really that's all you see here. You don't see full round cheeks, you don't see the bulb, THIS is what it is, flat until it's flexing. That gap is the savior of this backside! That gap is so round and shapely and because of that space and no clutter of fat meat at the bottom of the butt, it's clear, this is not a Pig Tail either! The only fat that will pile up here will be on the inner ass cheeks.
ANALysis: This ass is clearly a FLAT BUTT. It's just not going to be any other shape at this point. The most that can happen is the inner ass cheeks that surround the gap become filled with fat and it becomes palmable. The gap on this woman is beautiful (if you like gaps like most of us at Assmatrix.com do). We also appreciate her work ethic because she knows she will not have an ass if she doesn't hit the gym, so she said she hit the gym and when she sent the pics of her flexing her ass, I was impressed! The ass morphed. She also sent some other shots, but it was her clever ways she manipulates the angles of the came with the nice lingerie she has. Still, I used just Assmatrix science to deduce what the ass really was. I applaud her, and for any women out there who don't want to have a flat ass, you need to do the E Double did, and take your ass to a gym. Even if you're not flat, if you're to ghetto and sloppy, also hit a gym! E double has a hard time keeping weight on herself, because she burns it up too quickly, which is probably why you can't see the fat on the butt, not in these angles without trying to bunch it up for good camera shots. All in all, it's a cut little ass due to gap and round inner ass cheeks, but it's flat.
Side shot 1
Side shot 2:
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Back shot::
Sender: FEMALE V.P.
Sideshot: Oh this is a good one here. This is the most common shape that the big girls, or MILFs have been sending in to us. They're confused about what the'yre working with. Unfortunately for everyone, there are dudes out there telling these chicks that they have Apple Bottoms and are 'thick' but they're not. So this Assmatrix.com Fan wants to know, what is the verdict on her shape. Everyone I showed this to, I started only with the Side Shot 1 picture. I wanted to see their reactions and everyone salivated, saying "dyaaaammmm that's a big ass with a lot of meat!" So if you look at that shot alone, you're sure to get at the same conclusion. First to start, Female V.P. is a clearly pear-shaped woman, and that profile is a Tear Drop of some form. The sloping of the ass tarts off very high, but in the Side Shot 1, you could not see the bottom of the ass, the BULB, like you need to see, on a valid Tear Drop, so I asked her to drop us what you see in Side Shot 2. In this view, you can see the lift of the buttom of the butt off of the leg a bit, but it's a bit fuzzy here the real ass meat is. You don't see where the top of the ass begins, nor where the ass separates from the leg or the back. So you can't see that from this view but what you can is it shows that the beginning of the Tear Drop curve appears to be coming from way up hight on the back. That's a rather high point for the angle for an ass to be coming from, without it looking like a long ass, which is does from this photo. At some point, this ass could have been a flat ass that after weight gain of kids or something, just kept the meat packing on there and the whole backside just began to rise outward and down. But if you notice, the bulb of the butt isn't defined and the ass goes right into the back of the leg. So it's quite possible it was a flat butt, or a Tear Drop. So we must spin this one around and get to the bottom of this (excuse the pun). Can't call it until we move to the next shot.
Back Shot: Let's start off by examining that last point, the bottom of the butt. The overall form had to have been a Tear Drop for it to still be in this state and not completely drooping over with ass fat at the bulb of the butt. Look at the hips and shape of the booty, it was surely a Tear Drop in the past. Unfortunately though, there is no bulb to this butt now! The reason there is no bulb is because there is no major definition to the Ass Smile here! That Ass Smile doesn't take off at all, it barely rounds off the inner ass cheeks, although you do see the little gap that is highlighted, the Ass Smile is so weak that at the fat came in, the bulb of the ass could not get started and the gap is getting crowded with fat. The ass crack is unusually long, and that explains the long view of the Tear Drop from the Side shots, and the crack is deep too. So that deep crack creates a lot of meat, and the angle of the Tear Drop that we saw in the Side shots, come from the fact that this ass crack is so deep the meat that piled up on the butt went down and then spread out. So that's the bulk of this butt, the fat that lines the crack of the ass. The Ass Smile has become overrun with fat, and so too have the back, the hips and the thighs that this backside turned in to 1 long slab of meat. The result is just a long, big booty with a gap that is also now filling up with fat and closing up due to thigh fat. When that bottom of the ass becomes overrun with fat, and the Ass Smile and bulb both have completely eroded, that can only mean one thing... (Which is why I asked her, specifically, to take an UNDERCARRIAGE shot).
ANALysis: It's a PIG TAIL! Although the over all shape of the body is a Tear Drop, because that was it's original form, the butt has become overrun with fat and now you can't see the clear definition of where the cheeks are, where the legs are, where the hips are. When the booty becomes meshed seamlessly with the fest of the body, and the Ass Smile goes no where, if you check the Undercarriage, you're most likely to see that the BUTT that you're looking for begins underneatch. That's where the bulb went, it slid down and under, which is why this is a Pig Tail now. Don't believe, see the Undercarriage picture. This is the body type for many women after they have babies but don't do any gym work.
Side shot 1:
Side shot 2:
Back shot::
Undercarriage:
