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Sideshot: Oh this is a good one here. This is the most common shape that the big girls, or MILFs have been sending in to us. They're confused about what  they're working with, and
we can see why. Unfortunately for everyone,
there are dudes out
there telling these chicks that they have Apple Bottoms and are
'thick', when the ladies are not. So this Assmatrix.com Fan
wants to
know, what is the
verdict on her shape. Everyone I showed this to, I started only with
the Side
Shot 1
picture. I wanted to see their reactions and everyone salivated, saying
"dyaaaammmm that's a big ass with a lot of meat!" So if you
look
at that shot alone, you're sure to get at the same conclusion. First to
start, Female V.P. is a clearly pear-shaped woman, and that
profile could be a Tear Drop or Pig Tail, or hybrid of both,
The sloping of the ass starts off
very high, if you look at marker (1),
abnormally high, in fact. Actually, that space between the arrows of
marker (1)
seems very long too, abnormally long. You don't see where the
top of the ass begins, nor where the ass
separates from the leg or the back. So you can't see that from this
view but what you can is it shows that the beginning of the
Tear
Drop curve appears to be coming from way up hight on the back. That's
a rather high point for the angle of an ass to be coming from, without
it looking like a long ass, which is does from this photo. At
some point, this ass could have been a flat ass that after weight gain
of kids or something, just kept the meat packing on there and the whole
backside just began to rise outward and down. Proceeding
further down the booty, you will see that the Apex of
the booty, which is the furthest point out on the booty, sits very low
on the booty. You can't see the bottom of the
ass, the BULB, like you need to see, to call it a Tear Drop for sure. You can tell
that the bulb of the butt isn't well defined and the ass goes
right into the back
of the leg, despite what is passing for 'lift' coming off of the back
of the leg marker (2).
So it's quite possible it was a flat butt, or a Tear Drop, previously,
and with weight gain, lines eroded and body areas meshed.
So we must spin this one around and get to the bottom of this (excuse
the pun). also, keep in mind this is her booty when she's not arching
over. There isn't much of a bulge of booty when she's not arching.
Can't call it until we move to the next shot. Modified Side shot: Ok now if we zoom right in, to marker (1), we can see that area that is highlighted by the white, lined square, represents that area  that is the Mystery
Space. That area is NOT part
of the booty, but now if you think back to the original Side shot, you
can see that mystery space's fat was the slope action you saw on the
original side shot, and not actually booty. Actually, that's a good
thing because that ass would have been the longest ass I've ever seen
in my life. Still, taking into account the mystery space, that is a
pretty long view in the back there, even though she's bending/leaning a
bit. The ass crack looks a bit long, and deep if you check marker (2)
and if you put the body into perspective, it's seemingly a bit long
too. It is a bit curved, so there is some protruding of the booty, but
I can't tell if the booty has much girth here, because the outer parts
of the booty don't see well defined. If we go to marker (3),
there isn't any ass smile at all, nor is there any lift of booty coming
off of the back or the leg, nor is there any ass crease, nor is there
any bulb to this booty. Back Shot: For a backshot, this is a nice view. It's always a nice shot when you have a pear shaped woman, but of course that's because you're  focusing
on the outline of her body, and not the actual booty. For the booty,
it's clear that this booty was either a flat Pig Tail or a Tear Drop
with a long mystery space. If you examine the mystery space right above
the booty it seamlessly blends into the top of the butt at marker (1).
There is no separation, not even a hunk of fat you see in many chicks
with this form, just flat and plane. So that is what suggested it could
have been a flat Pig Tail, previously. Not to mention the southern-most
arrow of marker
(1) shows a seamlessly blended hip, butt and
leg back combination that makes up the outer parts of this backside.
Marker (2)
shows the start of the ass crack. The ass crack is
unusually long,
and
that explains the long view of the Tear Drop from the Side shots, and
the crack is deep too. So that deep crack creates a lot of meat, and
the angle of the booty that we saw in the Side shots, come
from the
fact that this ass crack is so deep the meat that piled up on the butt
went down and then spread out, not outward. So that's the
bulk of this
butt,
the fat that lines the crack of the ass. But notice where the APEX
of the booty is. That's sitting very low on the booty, which means the
greatest collection of fat is from that point and below, as the booty
will begin to collect the most fat in that region, to round off the
bottom of the booty. That means all that meat before the point is flat
meat. Proceed to marker (3),
the Ass Smile is gone! There is almost no ass creases to the bottom of
this booty, as there is no bulb on this booty. The greatest collection
of fat, on this booty, is concentrated around the ass crack, and dies
off as you move outward. Still, amazingly enough, there is a nice Happy
Gap right there are marker (4).
This body was definitely much skinnier, in the past. The Ass Smile has become
overrun with fat, and so too have the back, the hips and the thighs
that this backside turned in to 1 long slab of meat. The
result
is just a long, big booty with a gap that is also now filling up with
fat and closing up due to thigh fat. When that bottom of the ass
becomes overrun with fat, and the Ass Smile and bulb both have
completely eroded, that can only mean one thing... Undercarriage shot: Just to get a look at the underside of this booty, since we noticed that Ass Smile was completely missing there wasn't much of a  bulb to
the bottom of the booty, that left us kind of between calling it a Pig
Tail (flat version) or a Tear Drop. If you look at marker (1)
you'd be confused because you see a lot of space separating the ass
cheeks, when previously shots looked like no action was happening in
these areas. This is because she's obviously bending over, which is
creating the action in this shot. The circled line
on the ass cheek, in marker (1)
shows you a very sharp ass cheek on the right, while the ass cheek on
the left looks more full. The ass cheek on the right IS the true area
of ass on this booty, where the most fat collected to form a bulb-
which can only be seen if she bends. Notice though, there
seems to be
a LOT of ass crack length UNDER the booty in marker (2),
as well as we saw above the booty, in earlier shots. That's a really
long ass crack, and it's easy to now to tell what kind of ass this is. ANALysis: It's a PIG TAIL! Although the over all shape of the body has the makings of a Tear Drop, because that was probably its original form, the butt has become overrun with fat and now you can't see the clear definition of where the cheeks are, where the legs are, where the hips are. When the booty becomes meshed seamlessly with the fest of the body, and the Ass Smile goes no where, if you check the Undercarriage, you're most likely to see that the BUTT that you're looking for begins underneath and looks more full only from bending over. That's where the bulb went, it slid down and under, which is why this is a Pig Tail now. The mystery space is long here, which is common in most skinny bodies, so I'm sure she had a skinny frame with a very tiny Tear Drop booty. Where most booties like this get a lot of girth and expand outward, this one expanded downward, so it never got the depth it need to be in a Ghetto Booty class. |
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Sender:
Eli's
Wifey
I had to profile this booty. This is sent in from a Man & Wife who wanted to have the wife analyzed- WHICH IS COOL AS FUCK! So we honor that request. I'm sure the wife brags to the husband that she's a big booty that all the fellas fall out over, which while it's true it's BIG, bigger doesn't mean better. Still, her bottom does have a market out there for it, in most cases because dudes don't know what they're really looking at when they look- they see size, coupled with a few lady trickery to dress the booty and they're good to go. lol So this one's for the cool couple. It was also asked what could be done to improve this butt, and I'm going to tell you that if she loses the weight only, this butt will be so flat you'd hate yourself for even begging her to do it. My suggestion is you have her do squats, but not the typical kind, you need PLIE SQUATS (with weights or cross bar) and LUNGES (<--- look at the BIG ASS in this video!) work wonders!!!. Regular plies are most for inner thigh but done with weights shape a booty nicely at top! The ass suffers from lack of top half support and basic butt muscle structure that can help to push the ass outward and upward. This is what you need to improve the butt. More workouts to tone. This way as the fat comes off (as happens in exercise regardless), you're at least building the muscle to create tone. But being that her hips are wide, you might not like the results if her butt muscles dont' span the full length of her backside. So the Plie's will help the areas you want to make more solid. It's going to stay this shape though, but more full with muscular base will look better.  turning
into a Ghetto Blaster booty. You'd say this because it
looks like where the lower back ends at the upper arrow of marker (1),
immediately the booty starts off
with the Apple Bottom's signature 'bump' that defines the top of the
booty. It even looks like she's not leaning over, to create
more of a bubble to the ass but if you
pay attention, the pelvis is somewhat arched out, still she's not doing
the typical super arching most women do to create butt. That arching
(very little barely noticable) brings the ass higher up though so if it
really looked like this, she'd not feel the need to do so.
Examining the top of the butt, that would have to be one hell of a
high-butt, for that top of the ass to be that round from top to bottom.
If you inspect the space between the arrows of marker (1),
that is a lot of space actually, so hopefully all that is the round top
to a monster ghetto booty ass. She'd almost have to have no back at all
if that top of the ass was
really part of her ass. So that's the first thing that really stood out
about the side view. Whether or not shirt was covering it up, from this
angle that looks like that full round ass there is all her. The booty
appears to remain round from top to bottom, if we visit marker (2),
and the Apex
of the ass is seemingly in the right spot for a well rounded bubble
that we see here. and seems to have quite a lift from this
angle if we check marker (3),
in fact it's rather a steep angle from the Apex of the booty to the
point where the booty touches the leg, at the bottom of the butt. There
is no Bulb, as you'd commonly
see in Tear Drops, doesn't appear flat here, doesn't appear like a Pig
Tail either looks well rounded, right? This is why we ask for
shots
from the angles we
ask, you can't judge from a side shot alone! Never do that. Here's is
exactly why...Modified Side Shot: In the modified side shot we can see now that there is no cover of the shirt now. We can see why she was  covering
up the top of the booty and
now it's exposing that the original side shot didn't tell the full
story, actually it kind of lied to us. Starting off from marker (1),
that area that was formerly covered up is now exposed and it's a long,
wide, Mystery Space that is filled with back fat. its' also
rather
flat up there and does a squarish-round off leading from the Mystery
Space to the top of the butt. If you examined the
squared marker box
of marker (1)
then
look at the right most corner, that's squared off at the hips.
This
booty is quickly not looking like the round mound we saw earlier. The
ass crack is not high up on the booty, and it's not even rounded off at
the top of the formation of the booty. The space between the 2 arrows
of marker (2) show that the ass crack is kind of depressed and flat,
almost inverted going into the booty or straight down the booty, rather
than protruding from the booty to create that roundess we saw in the
orignal side shot. The top of this ass, right below the Mystery Space
is actually flat. If you proceed further down, the Apex of
the booty
is also not as high as we thought we saw, it'd much loser on the booty,
more so towards the booty of this booty where the bulk of the booty's
meat collects. If you look at marker (3),
the booty only starts to round off after the Apex. It does seem to have
a well defined ass crack and the Ass Smile is fully evident here,
despite the inability to remain curved from the top of the ass crack to
the bottom. Well this booty certainly tricked us quite a bit. Back shot: The back shot reveals that top of the butt we thought made this an Apple Bottom or Ghetto blaster now, and it's clear  that's
just a
Mystery
space that is fat, long and wide. We
look at marker (1), it highlights the wide space that was looking like
the top of the booty. It's alsmost the same length of the part that is
the booty meat itself. I'm sure MANY people are confusing her
back fat
with
that butt being completely round and that big. Despite that,
her ass
crack is very well defined and deep, if you notice marker (2). As
you can see, she has a defined Ass Smile, which is the savior
of this butt, but that ass crease, at the bottom of the ass cheeks,
barely make it to half of the back of the leg, if we visit marker (3), and
we remember that the
bottom of the ass is where we saw the greatest concentration of meat.
So that makes the buttom
of the ass suspiciously close to being a Pig Tail if think about it. .
Because that Ass
Smile is so deep but the combination of the back, butt, hip and thigh
fat combined, you can't really see too well where the real ass cheeks
are, they don't protrude. If you look at the section of booty meat
highlighted by marker (4),
the shaded area is the bulk of the meat of this ass, yet the dark shade
on it hints that the ass is slanted inward?? The light outside this
area, shows that the outer parts of her body produde further than the
inner part of her booty? Is that right? Forget an undercarriage shot,
we need another angle of Modified side. Modiefied side 2:  Ok,
it's clear Eli's wife knows a LOT of camera tricks. lol Good job
though. Although she's coverd up the top again, for this shot
request,
it can't hide what we already know. First, again, you can see
that at
marker (1),
the
outside top of the booty is squared off at the Mystery Space that
intrudes on the top of the ass. You can see it right through the shirt,
that's how much it stands out. Because we saw, in earlier shots, that
the top of the ass was rather flat and squared, it's the Mystery
Space's shape that causes this. In fact, it's why the top fo the ass
itself starts off flat and goes straight down, rather than curves
outward. All the meat of this ass is hanging from the back bone, and
dangles. So in this shot, we can see at marker (2)
that the left ass cheek, is rather squarishly FLAT! that's because,
after the Apex of the booty, this booty had its greatest amount of
curvature, BUT that area didn't really collect a bulb of meat properly.
This booty doesn't protrude at all, really. The Mystery Space and the
Apex are on the same plane vertically, INTERESTING! The ass
really
just hangs and that's why the bottom of the butt changes depending on
the stance she makes. Her left leg is forward, causing the skin to
stretch and bye bye goes the little bit of meat that looks like the
meat collected on the right ass cheek- seen in marker (3).
That is the 'lift' you thought you saw in earlier pics, It's really
just an elongated, elastic bottom half of booty that changes with
stance. Not solid. ANALysis: There is no doubt, this ass is a PIG TAILshape. With the ass fat that overtook the butt, the back/butt/thigh/hips combinining to be one long flat slap of meat and that Ass Smile that tucks under the butt and basically doesn't really exist, thighs and inner ass cheeks fighting for room, I don't think anyone can dispute that. This ass should be flat, but the only fat it managed to trap, goes out to the sides and down, doesn't protrude outward on the Z axis, unfortunately. The mere size of her backside and the hips being wide is what would allow her to dress up in many outfits and the form of the butt will look better than it really is 9 times out of 10 because of that back fat, to be honest with you. Cover the top of the booty and you can transform the look of it, but when you can't hide the crack of the ass, it's easy to see what the ass really looks like. |
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Sender: Octoberxrust
Octoberxrust and her man have been
going back and forth about what kind of booty she
has. So her man claims that she has a Tear Drop booty but she does not
agree. Octoberxrust believes that she has a
Pig Tail booty and feel she knows
better since it is her booty, right? Well we thank them for
coming to the booty version of "Couple Therapy". lol
I know
a lot about arguing with past girlfriends about what a booty type was,
and then her not speaking to me afterward- me staying back to continue
to check our more ass- actually I think most of the fights were about
me looking at so much other ass - but that's beside the point!
lol Hopefully you guys are above that part, but
going
through the pics, it is very easy to see how both of you came to the
conclusions that you did come to. Depending on the angle taken, and
some posing, you can see something very different each time.
Now,
as often is the case, with couples anyway, the woman takes the worst of
the two stances about what she looks like. Also, through
time,
booty changes, and one of you might be holding on to a view of the
booty that you remember it being some time ago, as opposed to what it
is now, for better or worse.... and one of you could be saying the
booty is better than it is so you can get some tonight. lol Whatever
the case, let's step through this and see what you two were probably
looking at.  Apple
Bottom would have so that's immediately off of the table.
Although arching a bit, she's still a tiny bit of a slope happening up
top (1),
but the question is, is that part of the booty or is that Mystery Space
up there? The slope is not a steep one, so depending on where
and
how deep the ass crack is, that is a clue to deciding the class. We do
not see an ass crack in this shot so that makes it a good shot to keep
you guessing. The Apex of the booty is about here (2),
so either that is a Tear Drop with really long, full booty meat, or if
the ass crack begins around th epoint of the apex, we're looking at a
Pig Tail. The bulb of the butt has a bit of lift to it but we
also can
see a bit of a dip
cutting the bulb short
(3) and/or causing lift from the back of the
leg.
That let's us know that this point is where the muscle/hard fat is not
so full, and the area above the dip contains the booty meat. So that
helps you see where the bottom of the booty really is, which means
there is not much of a bulba, as far as the meat on the outter part of
the booty goes. The inner ass cheeks could tell a completely
different story. When you have li This normally suggests most
of
the
booty meat in the inner part of the butt cheeks. There isn't a lot of
curvature happening to the booty, in this shot, so this booty can go
any way. Let's try see the
modified side for a look at the shape/flow of the cheeks. Modified Side Shot: This modified side shot is why her man is saying it is a Tear Drop, to which, Octoberxrust disagrees. It  actually
is a tough call with this
angle (which makes
it a good shot too). Starting with the ass crack, it seems to be pretty
deep (1), casting
a nice slim but even shadow from top to bottom of the booty. This shows
that the ass cheeks do some nice separation down the middle.
Thee ass crack seems to be
a bit higher than the Apex of the booty, which is more
in favor of a Tear Drop. On the other hand, there is very minimal Ass
Smile, which is normally present for most Tear Drops in this position,
or at least a bit of bulb meat in there.
There is almost no ass crease on the bulb of either ass cheek (2), in
this shot. This means she's packing some muscle/hard fat in the bulb of
this butt, and that is giving lift to the bottom of the butt (3). There is also
the matter of the slope that is being formed (4)
on the top of the butt, and the Mystery Space appearing to be adding to
what looked like the
long slope in the original side shot. Is the top of this butt really
caused to slope by the Mystery Space fat (4)?
There does seem to be some padding up there on top but this
angle doesn't let you see it fully. This is why many
photographers prefer to use the upward 45 degree
modified side shot and not the downward 45 degree shot. You get
completely different
results for most booties. Let's go to the back shot. Back shot: We wanted to see the Mystery Space so in this shot we can see that it does engulf the top of the ass crack a bit (1), if  you
pay attention to the little indentation where a shadow is
projected, around the top of the ass crack. Normally, if you
see this little indent, on other booties like ghetto booty elite or
Apple Bottom, there is a clear separation of top of booty and the lower
back. That is not always evident in the Tear Drop or the Pig Tail
booties. You will also see
here that the separation of shaded tone on top versus the bottom, of
the Mystery Space (1),
along this lines it shows that lighter area is a hunk of back fat that
contributes to the sloping
action. Still, the Ass Smile is showing barely here, and although the
ass crack is deep vertically, the ass creases don't make it but 30
percent of the length of the backs of the legs, horizontally (2).
This limits the visual affects of the bottom of the booty, somewhat,
and throws off the view of the booty, that you might have had in the
two previous shots. Still you see a lot of shadow where
marker (2)
is and that show you the depth of the booty meat. There is obviously
more on the bottom than the top of the booty because you don't see any
shadows outlining anything (other than what the Mystery Space did).
Despite that though, there is hard fat/muscle pushing out the
bottom of
the butt and that created the lift we saw in the pics (3). She's managed to
get some hard fat to fill in the sides of the butts, in this area (3),
bonding with the hip fat, which helps it to get the girth that is has.
The girth is obviously greater below the Apex of the booty, than above
it, because we didn't see a steep slope in the earlier shots. So we can
see the confusion with she and her man, so let's zoom in on the
undercarriage to examine this bulb of the booty. Undercarriage: This is a great shot because this shot of the bulb of the butt, upward, shows the ass crack disappears completely  into
the
round
booty meat folds (1).
That is proof that the ass crack is higher up than the Apex of the
booty. That is a great attribute for this to be a Tear Drop. The Pig
Tail would normally show you the back fat protruding right at the top
of the ass crack because that's normally right where the Apex of the
curve on the booty is. So again this is one point to the Tear
Drop side, if you're keeping score, at home. You can also see the booty
meat is pretty round and
protrudes pretty far out (2)
with good separation from each other, but on the negative side, you can
see that the outside of the leg fat/butt causes the roundness to erode
somewhat (2)
. The inner booty meat is more round and full, but the outer
booty
turns plane and goes wide. The body is obviously supposed to be smaller
which cause the booty to look narrow in this shot, and the greatest
collection of meat is all in the inner part of the booty, and thus
makes the bulk of booty. You can also see her ass creases come out
more in this shot, but still doesn't reach far enough to extend the
bulb, to the outter part of the booty. Still, whille you don't get much
separation from the outter booty and leg/hip fat, the inner part of the
booty clearly separates but also does cram up the meat at the very
bottom of the booty. That is normally a Pig Tail attribute. ANALysis: I see why the couple had a hard time trying to figure it out. They were both right, actually. This booty is a Hybrid of a Tear Drop/Pig Tail and that's because you can tell this booty used to be a Tear Drop , when she was a smaller size, but is now moving into towards the Pig Tail as the bulb of the butt, which all the meat exists, erodes with the collection of hip/leg fat (or vice versa if she's shaping up). The slope of the butt is also being overrun by the fat that is coming off of the Mystery Space, and that's what's eating away at the form of the booty. The slope is going to soon be no more and it will become a flat Pig Tail in it's form, if this is not put in check soon. When that happens, the backside will not protrude out anymore, it will expand sideways, becoming more flat. The Ass creases are also cut short and don't make it that far across the back of the leg, which is because the leg fat from the side is moving in eating away at the lift of the bulb. The booty meat is greatest in the inner parts of the booty but it will collect a bunch of fat in the inner thigh and bottom of ass and group together to eventually wipe out your ass crease too- Pig Tail style. So you're both right, but you're either moving away from a Tear Drop becoming the flat version of the Pig Tail, or you're moving away from the Pig Tail by doing the necessary exercises to reverse the fate of the booty. To reverse this, you'd have to trim down a bit, but definitely keep working on the bulb of the butt. This kid of booty has to protrude from the bottom or the whole form will be lost! If you do general booty exercises, that won't cut it. That will make the butt look more wide and flat. You've to focus on keep the bulb alive and thus the separation of back fo the leg and butt fat! Return to the Tear Drop, it's a much better form. To do this, I suggest PLIE SQUATS (with weights or cross bar), LUNGES and reverse leg crunches with a Swiss. |
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Sender: HUGGABLE
SAM
First, let's say this. Other 'Ass Ethusiasts' have come to the site and made claim that many of the booties we've claimed exist out there, actually don't. One of which I got into a debate with and asked him what he considered a few booties I sent him to analyze. Of course, he was STUMPED and had no answer for me with the picture I sent him. He said I 'doctored' the picture to make it look like a GRIMACE shaped butt, because there is no such thing as an ass that looks like that! lol The nerve. So you know we have to mix it up, here at Assmatrix.com, and we're not all about pretty pics to beat off to. There is reason to the rhyme and we must display the full spectrum of booty out there. Here is one the types you might not fall in love over, but still, you can't act like we didn't say it does in fact exist. Side shot: Ok, let's start. We preview this side shot profile and you can see that the top of the ass looks like it's got that nice  curvature
bump that
jumps off the top of AppleBottom booties. Obviously this is not an
AppleBottom but that doesn't mean it can't be a Ghetto Blaster booty,
at least. Then as you look closer, you start to question what really
makes up the top of the butt area. What we believed to be the top of
the ass just suddenly make a right turn downward! Well if it were the
real top of the ass, with nice rounded and evenly plump booty, then
you'd not have the sudden DROP in shape of the roundness as you move
down the ass. 9 times out of 10, that means that where you see the butt
go to a 90 degree drop, that's where the CRACK OF THE ASS begins.
Remember, the crack separates the ass cheeks and the cheeks define what
the butt will be like. So if that area that seems like a nice jump off
to the top of the butt is not where the crack actually begins, THAT IS
NOT PART OF THE BUTT! In fact, that model is
arching a bit but there is more to the story- which we'll get
into in a bit. As you look lower down the butt, where it leads into the
thigh, it appears that there is some lift there- or is it just a heavy
drop-shadow, or an out of place lump? Well the butt cheeks themselves
seem to lump in and out as you move down the butt, which takes away
from the curvature as well. This is not really a round butt, is what
that indicates. So if the top of the butt is not round, it angles
downward/inward, that means at most it could be a bad Tear Drop, or Pig
Tail.Modified Side Shot: In this modified side shot, you can see that the butt is lumpy, and is not as round as originally you saw in the  side
shot. This is why we ask
for the other angle shots. Look at the arch of the crack of the ass and
the almost non-existent Ass Smile. You do NOT see any round cheeks
defined by Ass Smile and the ass crack actually curves inward, under
the butt. You can also make out that the ass cheeks area is actually
flat too. Notice the right cheek blends right in with the back of the
leg and also the back fat on top. There real ass here is obviously
where you see the ass smile on the right cheek. That top of the ass,
you can now see too that it's not part of the ass. You thought that was
the jump off bump that is featured on Applebottoms and Ghetto Blasters
but nope, that's a lot of back fat. A LOT of women pass off a
nicely curved ass thanks to that back fat. So if you saw that in a
skirt, you'd think that ass was fully rounded. The trick is to hide the
ass crack so you can't see that the meat on the top of the ass is not
really part of the ass. Couple that with some
shorts/panties/dress/pants that lump the meat all together and give
lift, you'd think this was an nice big ass. Back shot: This back shot shows that the Ass Smile is non-existent! The ass crease is not even 1/10th of the back of the leg, really  doesn't
even go anywhere. It's impossible for this ass to have any shape if it
doesn't even have some form of definition with that Ass Smile or ass
crease being deep. The areas that immediately surround the ass crack is
what really makes up the ass cheeks. From the ass crack to the length
of the ass crease, that IS what really is the ass of this
model. The rest of this backside is NOT butt. If it's a big
girl, you'd expect some collection of ass fat to be at least at the
bottom of the butt, but that is clearly not the case here. So this butt
can't ever be an AppleBottom or Tear Drop. You can see the back fat,
thigh fat, leg fat have completely overcome the actual butt and it's
completely eroded now. There is a flat slab of meat that extends from
the back fat on the top of the ass, wraps around the side of the body
and extends well into the leg. Do you see ANY separation of back, butt,
leg? What many think is butt (that back fat in the picture) in jeans
looks like a full butt. This is because look at the hips, the fat on
top of them makes this shape look like wide, full hips. So you can see
many mistaking that roundness up top as being part of the butt, but all
of that is happening way before the butt actually starts (ass crack).
This is the reason this ass look long and flat. How far does the ass
droop? Check the undercarriage shot.Undercarriage: The undershot shows you exactly what I was saying earlier: The ass is flat, not round, the ass wraps under the ass  and
crowds the bottom of
the ass. If you look where the ass crack starts (top of the crack), you
can actually see that back fat that you thought was a round top of the
ass. This shows you that the ass is really flat, so flat that you can
see the fat from the back but we're looking at the ass from UNDER. Wow!
That is unheard of. Also, you can clearly see the that lumps (about 2
inches each side) to the immediate left and right of the ass crack is
actually what are the ass cheeks. The rest of this backside is not ass.
ANALysis: There is no doubt, this ass is a PIG TAIL- FLAT GRIMACE shape. With the ass fat that overtook the butt, the back/butt/thigh/hips combinining to be one long flat slap of meat and that Ass Smile that tucks under the butt and basically doesn't really exist, thighs and inner ass cheeks fighting for room, I don't think anyone can dispute. Not all Pig Tails are Grimace butts, make sure you note this. This Grimace is the butt that many said did not exist and I'm showing you right now, it does exist. |
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Sender:
La
Bonita
This one is coming to us
via Mobile Edition.
She sends the lab a few pictures with the mobile phone for quick
analysis. La Bonita is a brave cutie and she wanted to donate
her body to science to show you that you don't have to be scared
of this kind of experiment. It's nice to know what kind of
booty you're working with, but more imporantly she wants to know how to
improve. It is important to know that unlike the millions of other
supposed 'booty experts", we will not tell everyone that they can get a
super booty like Vida Guerra or Ester Baxter. You can't lie to people
like this. Each form is different thus will not all look the same. So
La Bonita understands this, and really it's to make the most of what
you have that should be the focus. La Bonita has a very common booty,
especially for many Latinas, as you saw in our blog here. Her
booty also shape shifts a bit, depending on the pose, so enjoy this
presentation as it does represent a lot of booties out there. Side shot: As we take a look at this side shot, this is a very good pic to work with. She did a great job on this for the simple fact  that
you do not know where the ass crack comes in at, which means
you really do not know what kind of booty you're dealing with. This is
common for most internet pics ladies put up, and presents the best
challenge, therefore it's a perfect shot! We start off first
trying to gauge the top of the booty. There is no 'bump' to the top of
the butt so that immediately eliminates the AppleBottom class of booty
from jump (1).
Instead, we see the top of the booty looks like it
has a steady slope heading downward at nice 45 degrees (1).
In the
middle of the shot, this is where the roundness of the booty is
starting to form and the peak or Apex
looks like it's about here (2). The
peak
is the point of the booty where it's the apex of the curvature and
after that point needs to be nice and defined because it's the base of
the booty, whether it's a butt with great lift or one with bulb.
Analyze
at this point on every booty if it is confusing to you and see what's
happening with that booty before or after the Apex because sometimes
the length of the ass crack alone will not suffice, especially with
Tear Drops and Pig Tails. If the Apex is very low but the ass
crack runs long and high but there is not a lot of booty meat above the
Apex, you run the risk of that area being rather plane and somewhat
flat/long looking. So continuing
down the form of the booty, below the Apex, you can see there is a huge
lift to the bottom of the
butt (3)
which pulls it off of the leg, seemingly, and there is no bulb,
or the bulb is compact and not hanging, rather it's cradled higher up (3).
You don't know the class of booty yet, this is a big question mark, at
this point since you don't know where the crack is nor what's going on
in the bulb area below the Apex. So
this could be a Tear Drop or Pig Tail depending on this
information. So let's look at it's side
shape.Modified Side Shot: La Bonita makes another challenge, with this shot, because no 2 of her side shots will look the same although   clearly
it's the same booty on the same woman-
which is why we offered her the challenge of Send Your Pics, in the
first place! Originally the guys said it was completely flat,
but then they saw her various shots she offered and those threw the
judgment off. Taking a look at the modified
sideshot1
you will note a very steep angle of the backside
(1). Starting on top of the backside, there is
a sizable amount of
Mystery Space above the ass crack (1),
which made up a bit of what we
saw as the slope on the original side
shot picture. Also, here (if you
factor out the mystery space which is throwing the backside shot off)
you can see that the ass crack is somewhat higher than the apex
of the booty despite
the mystery space, and has some curvature to
it that seems to slant downward and out. Take a look at the
right
ass cheek, it has a great slope to it and a bulb that is really round
on the outer part, while Bonita is standing straight up (2). At
the
same time, the right cheek also has an indentation and that is where
the bulb does not really exist, towards the inner right cheek, right
above the
ass crease (3).
This means there isn't enough actual booty meat
in this area to level with the leg fat contributions to the backside.
This is why we educate the people on how a lot of these butts come
together with the surrounding area's fat sometimes. But that does not
show up on the left ass cheek at all, in fact the left cheek has a very
nice bit of roundness to it coming off it. Still confused? She's got
the slope, high enough ass crack for a Tear Drop but the Pig Tail
quality could be that area where the bulb is, or isn't, at the bottom
of the butt. Still you can't call it on this shot which looks more Tear
Drop than Pig Tail. BUT if you observe Modified
Sideshot 2, or 1, the
inner ass cheeks have this nice roundness to them, but lends itself
more towards the Pig Tail if you saw that shot alone. So we asked for a
few modified side shots to inspect. Modified side shot 2
shows that indentation disappears completely, as La Bonita moves in
different poses! Then like the original side shot, you can
see a perfect bulb come out of nowhere and the dent GONE! Back shot: Ok now we can see what's happening here. Now she is leaning a bit (which makes the booty look longer a bit) but  it's only
to take the
shot with the cam phone- all of these shots are hard if done with cam
phone. She is apparently flexing here too but that makes the butt look
more long, than round, when that happens. Still we can see the basic
structure. Thinking back to the earlier shots, we start in with where
the ass crack is (1).
It's high like we saw in modified
shot 1, and is it pretty
deep. You can see that the Ass Smile is not very well defined and the
ass crease doesn't make it but 20% of the width of the leg (2).
Still
where the Ass Smile and crack is it's strongest (near inner cheeks),
you will see that is where the bulk of the booty meat exists (2),
but it doesn't look like much booty meat is on this butt in this shot.
This is because its form doesn't have a lot of booty meat above the
apex to help make the slope of the butt more steep and
overtake the bulb with fat/muscle. Now you
can see the indentation is on the left cheek, where the ass crease
stops (3)
and right next to the that leg/hip fat picks right up and
blends into the booty. It's the outside cheek fat combined with the
inner cheek fat that makes up the roundness you see when she's in every
other shot, but the lack of booty meat to fill up the bulb of the booty
creates that indentation. Still, right above the indentation there is
booty meat because where that meat ends, thus the indentation is
produced where meat is lacking.
Still very interesting that this is the same booty as you saw earlier.Undercarriage: This undershot was taken to examine the thought that La Bonita's booty is reinforced by the inner ass cheeks, along 
with disproving the theory
that her booty was just a flat booty. We start with the ass crack which
was saw previously is deep
(1) as well as long. If the ass was flat, as
originally said,
then you'd not have such curvature on the inner ass cheeks going
outward (2).
The roundness of the cheeks coming off of the ass crack are
really round and pronounced. The shaded left ass cheek area (3) is
that
indentation we saw and unfortunately comes right after the apex of the
booty, and this is why the booty looks like it morphs from shot to
shot. The booty meat after the apex changes up depending on
how the leg fat combines in each pose. In most poses though,
you will see the indent. It is there because the bulk of the
ass is higher
up on the booty and the muscle/fat at its apex stop right where the
indent begins,
which explains that rounded peak of the booty we saw in the earlier
shots that had that incredible lift to it. That lift is really a plane
flatness where the indent is. Does this booty have enough roundness
and slope, earlier up on the booty's curve, to give it a Tear Drop
status, or is it not enough and therefore a Pig Tail?ANALysis: It was a close call. We're going to have to go with the Pig Tail (with easy possibility to transition to Tear Drop with a little bit of work). The reasonoing behind it is due to a couple of factors. The most important is where the Apex of the booty came, in most of the critical shots seen, immediately after that point, the bulb area was questionable. There were indents to signify missing booty meat at the bulb but there also wasn't enough meat to pushout the apex great enough to negate the indents. The indent flattened the bottom of the butt in many shots. If that Apex was higher or poked out with more meat higher up, it would have been a Tear Drop that needs the same workout to build a better bulb. Since that didn't happen, it's Pig Tail. Another reason for the judgement is that ass crease doesn't make it far enough along that back of the leg, so if booty meat is to collect on ths butt, it will mostly only go to the inner part of the cheeks and not be distributed fairly, while the leg fat contributes to the meat on the outter part. What then happens is if a booty has a short ass crease and no muscle or fat to support that lift of the bulb of the butt, that indents is created. This flattens the bulb and is the reason for the 'lift' we saw in the pics. Had that ass crease made it to the middle of the back of the leg, at least, it would be a Tear drop because then the bulb of the butt would have gotten it's due fat. So to fix this, what La Bonita will need to do is work out her lower portion of her butt with various exercises. This will cause the bulb to protrude more and become more pronounced. THIS MUST BE HER OBJECTIVE to make this booty POP for what she's working with. This would require her to do some lunges and squats mostly, and she'll be good to go. Workouts targeting that area like PLIE SQUATS (with weights or cross bar) and LUNGES are great for this kind of butt! She's not much work to do really, just a few nights a week. |
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THE E DOUBLE Sideshot: The body is arching a bit but it doesn't matter, the form is easy to spot. You do not see a top of the ass jump out from the   body so obviously this is
not an Apple
Bottom. Notice there is also no slope to this butt either, nor is there
an obvious bulb, nor a separation of the butt from the back of the leg
here. So all that means that none of signs of a Tear Drop are even
present. So that leaves a Pig Tail or Flat ass. The butt looks like it
is from the flat profile, in origin, but has a little bit of padding to
it! This is rather interesting because a fat padding would collect
towards the bottom of of the butt, so it's not fat that's the padding.
Must be muscle. As we move to Side Shot 2,
I asked her to flex a little, rather than arch like she was doing and
bam, it's obvious what's making this butt poke out a little bit,
now. Yes it looks a little bit strange here but it's because
there is muscle that is keeping this butt from being completely flat!
The butt is a round shape when the muscles is relaxed, and when
completely tensed, it's this weird looking shape. lol Of course,
this is a person who works out to make sure her butt doesn't stay flat
and we REWARD THAT HERE AT ASSMATRIX.COM- much better than plastic
surgery! There is minimal fat on the butt, most likely
because her frame is supposed to be one of a petite person, which
suggests she took this butt from a flat profile to make it what you see
here. You can see that the muscle definition is high up on the butt,
towards the top, and makes it just enough to the middle of the butt but
the bottom is almost completely muscleless! Time to check this from an
angle, because this is an interesting attempt at maintaining a butt. Modified Side shots: I have her turn to do the modified side shot because I had to test the theory about the muscle butt  to reinforce a
flat butt profile, and if you look, the top of the ass, you can see the
muscles flex and you get the curves there. The top of the ass to the
middle is pumped up and gives a round look, but notice you did not see
any of that in the side view straight on, without the flexing of the
butt. Without the flexing that is the real profile of the butt, but
when she turns to the side like this, the flex makes the butt look
round. If looking at Modified
Side Shot 1, you'll see the sharp angle from the top of
the ass as you move towards the bottom. The ass doesn't continue the
roundness you originally saw. Also, in Modified
Side shot 2, the right butt cheek has the dent in it where
you can see the muscle tone of this butt. but look at the bottom of the
butt, there is no muscle there, and there is no bulb, as also shown in
the side view shots, and the Ass Smile is not that defined in the
Modified Side shots. It is only strongly defined right where the ass
ends, but it doesn't have that strong of a crease and that crease
doesn't even make it more than 1/4 of the length of the leg. So that's
a common trait on a flat butt profile. Luckily for her, the Ass Smile
is deep where it is, and she has that gap that separates the ass
cheeks. The other problem with this ass is the top of the ass
crack is not really deep, so where you think you see it separating the
cheeks higher up on the ass, it's actually NOT! The top part of the
crack is really just a dent there and it only deepes as it reaches the
very bottom. So even if she had a fat collection to form a bulb, it
would only exist in the very bottom of the ass, and that's the only
grabable part of this ass, the very inner ass cheek meat. If she
doesn't get a lot of fat on this butt, it's clearly going to be in the
flat profile forever, just reinforced by muscle. The cheeks just don't
have lift or roundness needed for a Tear Drop label. So even at this
angle, you can see it's not a Tear Drop, but is it a Pig Tail or Flat?
I put up BOTH Modified side shots because even she didn't
believe the bottom of her ass was like that, due to some tricks she did
in other shots. The side views tell a great deal, and they defeat what
the tricks tell. Back Shot: Take a look at the backshot and you see a huge gape! This is so obvious because there just isn't much to this ass, being  that her body is so
petite, but you see how shapely the
inner cheeks are (because of that little areat that the Ass Smile does
exist) and gap is, but really that's all you see here. You
don't see full round cheeks, you don't see the bulb, THIS is
what it is, flat until it's flexing. That gap is the savior of this
backside! That gap is so round and shapely and because of that space
and no clutter of fat meat at the bottom of the butt, it's clear, this
is not a Pig Tail either! The only fat that will pile up here
will be on the inner ass cheeks. ANALysis: This ass is clearly a FLAT BUTT. It's just not going to be any other shape at this point. The most that can happen is the inner ass cheeks that surround the gap become filled with fat and it becomes palmable. The gap on this woman is beautiful (if you like gaps like most of us at Assmatrix.com do). We also appreciate her work ethic because she knows she will not have an ass if she doesn't hit the gym, so she said she hit the gym and when she sent the pics of her flexing her ass, I was impressed! The ass morphed. She also sent some other shots, but it was her clever ways she manipulates the angles of the came with the nice lingerie she has. Still, I used just Assmatrix science to deduce what the ass really was. I applaud her, and for any women out there who don't want to have a flat ass, you need to do the E Double did, and take your ass to a gym. Even if you're not flat, if you're to ghetto and sloppy, also hit a gym! E double has a hard time keeping weight on herself, because she burns it up too quickly, which is probably why you can't see the fat on the butt, not in these angles without trying to bunch it up for good camera shots. All in all, it's a cut little ass due to gap and round inner ass cheeks, but it's flat. |
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Sender: Titan
A.E.
 look at it's size,
relative
to the A.E.'s body. It's not a Ghetto Blaster Ghetto
Booty either,
so it's in a different weight class! It's more like a Tear Drop
style
Ghetto Booty, from that shot.
If you peep this
side view, as I raised the point to the goons, this butt is at
most a ghetto booty extra plump Tear Drop, and at worse a PIG
TAIL! But the side view says it
all, downward sloped top,
collection of meat at the bottom of the ass, Tear Drop. She is doing a
little arch, but that's not going to make an Applebottom top of the ass
appear. That's the beauty of this, you can call it down the line like
you see it, easy, if you know the difference between a Tear Drop and
Applebottom! Master this, my people! Modified Sideshot: As you check the modified side view, you can see that her ass doesn't need lift of panties to help, they're out  of the way, or rather
jammed up in the crack of that big booty of hers. lol So
that's holding it's own, against gravity, without aid. The actual ass
cheeks are a bit elongated, but you can see, the collection of fat/ass
meat forms the bulbs at the bottom and if you check the Ass Smile, you
can't miss what's the asscheeks and what's the leg. Even in the
left leg of this shot shows ground round up in there. The
panty is cut high to give optical illusion of more leg and rounder ass,
but it's not needed, it's clear she has big cheeks. Back Shot: The backshot shows a DEEP ass crack, and thus the huge cheek definitions. The Ass Smile is there big time, and the  ANALysis: It's a Tear Drop that's ghetto booty sized extra large. People think the Tear Drop is only a tiny butt, but you're wrong. A collection of fat, at the bottom of the ass, can happen to any type sized booty that is a Tear Drop. Also, just because it's big, that doesn't make it one of those beloved Ghetto Blasters, like a Buffy the Body or Darlene/ Luana the Brasilian porno queens. |