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BEING THICK Many people have the term 'THICK' twisted all up. Some women are OBESE and to not face up to fact that they're fat, they call themselves THICK, and some skinny chicks are out of shape and call themselves THICK so they feel better about being out of shape or just don't want to be called skinny. These chicks tell themselves these things so much, that they believe it. The most common is a fat chick masquerading as a thick chick, but here below, who MEN claimed were thick, in the descriptions of the pictures. But isn't it CLEAR to see what types of bodies they are?
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That's the main problem
right there! Too many people don't
know what being THICK is. There are tons of FAT chicks
talking about they are thick, and there are men backing up this claim.
You people are seeing fat, lard assed chicks and automatically calling
it THICK. Real dudes don't call fat chicks THICK! A lot of
dudes call HUGE FAT WOMEN 'THICK' because they don't want to admit that
they are Chubby Chasers. They love fat, huge women and can't just
openly admit it, so they call them thick. Then there is another group,
that just sees a large amount of space and skin, then call it thick.
Observe the pic below, does it look thick? NO! It's not thick! It's watery and sloppy. If it were really thick, he's not be able to put his fingers in the ass cheeks like her ass is a deflated basketball. Look how deep the fingers go in there, that's LOOSE and WATERY and just with that description, that make is NOT THICK. This nasty ass here is what is passing for thick, and now all these models are popping out fat like this. Also, lots of chick start skinny and get fat quickly then get this loose fat. Read about 1 girl's fat quest. If that ass was really thick, it would look like THIS from all angles
and wouldn't fall flat like this one below
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So
what is THICK?
Thick is having more of a muscular base, rather than a fat/sloppy one, especially in the midsection. Yes, the MIDSECTION, that is the focus. When we're talking about thick, we are not talking about the football bodied chick, because she's THICK, and we're not talking about a chick with a Mike Tyson neck either. So thick refers to what's in the midsection! Basically, see how tight the thighs of slightly overweight chicks look when theyy put on tight pants and nothing jiggles around sloppily and there are nice shapely thighs and booty? Those women would be THICK if you didn`t need the special pants to create that illusion of a good shape! To be thick, it means a chick isn't sloppy, doesn't have a big belly, the bulk of her thickness must be muscular/well rounded but not jiggly jello thighs and must have a booty that doesn`t droop even without pants or panties that lift. If you don`t need any artificial enhancements but have naturally good looking waistline (no large amounts of blubber/chichos there), nice solid thighs with no dents and a booty that is firm, that`s thick. Also, THICK, goes by your frame's limits, NOT HOW MUCH MORE FAT MEAT YOU HAVE ON YOU! So a smaller lady can be THICK too, for her frame, but not because she's out of shape. To be thick, you have to have a nice waist, hip/ass, and thigh ratio. The coke bottle shape has to be very evident to be true thick. Also, if that ass is a ghetto blaster ass, ok, you have to recognize if what's thick vs fat. Now, ladies today try to create thickness by wearing special clothing to shape the fat or hide the fat, to make the body look tighter and smaller. This is NOT a new technique at all, in fact, clothes designers keep old school techniques in mind when trying to body shape. Peep how it was done in the past, to look THICK. Loving thick chicks is nothing new, to men. Peep the timeline: |
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IN THE BEGINNING: For years, men have admired voluptuous women, this did NOT start with JLO, contrary to popular belief. Men loved small waists because that accented nice hips and possibly a nice butt. Men didn't home in
on exactly what they liked about this yet so they aimed to have ladies
have the tiniest waists imaginable. So even back then, women were
trying to force the waist small so they can have a nicer looking
figure. The trickery is not new. Then they realized
that on the right lady with hips and thighs, the emphasis became on the
WHOLE midsection area. That defined sexy and that is where we got the
term HOURGLASS FIGURE or FIGURE 8. Men loved the cartoonish
curves, which almost seemed unreal when you thought of it.
Here's an example of a cartoon of the ultimate woman, made in the '70s.
Notice the curves and the position that the artist drew her in: Notice how round her butt, thighs and calves are, muscular in nature, THICK and MEATY. Not fat, not skinny! Apple Bottom ass to highlight that too. Notice how there is no belly and notice how the emphasis is put on a GOOD BACKSIDE, but the attention is to the thick thighs. See you can have a nice booty and have skinny thighs, and that doesn't make you thick, so let's examine the thighs: |
THICK THIGHS
Thighs are the dead giveaway to a nice THICK body. Thick about it,
could you really say a chick was thick with chicklegs?? HELL NO! They
are CRUCIAL to the Thick package a woman has. They don't have to
be 100% muscular, they just have to look like they're not mushy, fat
thighs. Thick thighs highlight a nice ass, and complete the
thickness
needed to classify a chick as Thick. The thighs are shapely on a thick
chick. You don't have to be a huge monster sized chick, with a ghetto
booty, to be thick. They don't need to be as muscular as the pic above,
but certainly have to look and feel similar in tightness. |
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ROTUND ASS: Seriously toned The
other part of thickness is the booty. As said earlier, the
ass alone does not make a chick thick! Being thick requires that your
whole midsection cooperate and look tight, in a look that mimics the
tight jeans that chicks wear. If they can pull off that tight look,
without the jeans on, you can LOOK at her and tell she's thick from 1
single picture! So now, imagine, you put the full, thick thighs, with a
nice ass, and you get the picture to the left here! Good lord! Spray
your shorts! See those thighs, see those calvs see that ass? Look at
that waist to ass to thigh ratio! Now tell me that that fat chick
you're looking and calling thick, looks like this! You're sick if you
think so! |
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THICK
BODY: Softer toned While the mass of the legs
and butt should be of a muscular base, it doesn't all have to be well
defined muscles. Women from foreign countries, got that grandmama gene
in them from when grandma used to herd cattle with her bare hands and
carry 100 tons of milk up a 1000 mile mountain (Eastern European or
German like Elke the Stallion). Or the descendant of African slaves
who's hard labor called for more muscular bases of the bodies, and
genetics passed on to people of today. In areas where this
wasn't the way of life, thickness never came (ASIA for instance). That
gave birth to thickness that is hard under a layer of soft fat, still,
the base is still muscular. The results of the body are similar to the
picture above. Full figured woman, midsection like crazy, thick thighs
with muscular base under. You know how you know? See that stomach? The
fat didn't go there! Genetics push her weight gain to areas that need
it most, thighs waist and butt. This is a one from a country that
genetics made for BREEDING PURPOSES. That's an excellent child bearing
body! You know there will be no miscarriages with that body. So that's
why this kind of woman was the most sought after, in all of Europe, at
one point. That's the good thing about THICKNESS, it's not limited to
just one race, these attributes are shared throughout MANY
races/ethnicities. So let's enjoy a little extra pounds over a muscular
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THICK EXAMINATION TIME
(time to run some asses through a series of tests see if thick is real)
You're seeing this and don't know WHAT THE HELL it's going to look like with the pants off, but can it really be as TIGHT as it looks here? It's outrageously shaped, very cartoonish so it catches the eyes wonderfully, but be honest, can it withstand gravity?
| THE JEAN TEST (Is this a thick ass once the jeans come off? Let's find out) What do asses like this look like when you take the jeans off? Examine these and guess     |
For the ass to be a thick ass, one would think that if a chick put on some pants that showed how thick her midsection was, you'd think her body would look the same when she took it off, right? Let's put a few chicks to the JEAN REMOVAL TEST to see if these asses hold up, or flop to the ground. Here is an example, you see the chick walking by, all tight looking, looking thick IN THOSE JEANS. Then... she shows us her ass in jeans... and.... APPLAUSE!!! Her ass body looks BETTER than it did in those jeans she had on. She has passed the test. Normally,
what
happens is the ass looks like this when the jeans come
off
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| 3 key areas to check for when
examining THICKNESS I know you failed the test above, thinking those OTHER pics I posted were asses that looked good in the jeans. They actually, they undress into nasty fat that spills over. Here are 3 key areas to check, when comparing thickness of a chick.  Nice WAISTLINE (1), nice
ASS (2), nice THIGHS (3). This is the ultimate combination
for a REAL
THICK woman. Nice muscle tone rounds off this sexy woman completely,
from midsection to ass to thighs! And
for a softer thickness, see how the waist is nice and in check (not fat
with love handles), see how
the ass is nice and round with no holes, see how the thighs are nice
and full but not fat and full of holes? The booty clearly
shines with this kind of booty. But she will have to watch it, the
thighs will get a little big on this chick, especially on the outside,
and she'll turn to slop. For now, she's all good. |
       here are some that are starting to SLIP though... getting too sloppy by the minute and the fat started coming in with cellulite! First, the booty is getting holes and more cellulite every time you see new pics of them....  Until next time you see them, the ass is all fat and no thickness anymore  and the legs are starting to get fat in bad places, plus cellulite too. Then the legs start looking like CHICKEN LEGS!     or the legs plump out instead and get PUDGY, so they stretch hard in positions to try to not make look so pudgy and try to make look defined again,... she's leaning hard on the heels, even bending her ankles to try to produce a muscular thigh and calf. but now she's a 4' 10" plumper chick!   and she can't hide the pudge when not using the heels for leverage we can see you're pudging in other shots!  until finally.... they've moved from being THICK... to being GHETTO BOOTIES FATTIES!!!! THESE ARE NOT THICK ANYMORE!!!! The cellulite cup runeth over!!! and that thickness is turning to mush and holes. But the asses and legs keep growing fatter, losing the form of the bodies.    now looking the mirror still thinking they're hot because YOU keep calling them THICK still  and the have to try to CONTAIN THE FAT, but they can't! Try to mask it, hide it in somewhat erotic clothing to throw you off ... while fat is still busting out the clothes..     and finally, due to MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE YOU... they continue to get fatter and fatter until an abundance of this shit pops up and LANE BRYANTS open all over the fucking world, and Monique the fat black comedian manface makes 'sexy' lingerie for these chicks who keep growing in size... ALL BECAUSE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS who keep buying them clothes thinking that they're still THICK.. and you now this you're to blame for this bitch coming to bed wearing this shit, trying to play like she's THICK because YOU told her she was!!!    STOP TELLING THESE BITCHES THEY'RE THICK!!!!! Back to Table of contents COMMENTS?? |