| STOP PAYING MEDIOCRE SEX
SELLERS! (Demand better for your money, or just fuck your own girlfriend!)
Now, I'm not saying you shouldn't pay for hookers and porn, hell no I'm
not saying that... but there needs to be some standard set, in terms of
what you will pay for, to see. God only knows how difficult
and
ridiculous these American women have become, so pay for your pussy if
you must, but please stop paying for corny bitches, as a substitute for
avoiding other corny bitches. Grown ass men, with families are wasting
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
on
bitches who are corny!!! They're neglecting their below
average
looking wives to go pay to see below average looking women, and it's
destroying families! Kids aren't getting proper Xmas toys because daddy
spent it all in the Jiggly Room!
It's funny that every white girl in these magazines today tries to show off her ass, which MOST don't have. They have these two jiggly pieces of FAT that is attached to the bottom of their asses while the rest of their "asses" are flat (which they like to call part of their 'lower back' lol). In some cases, white chicks hit the gym and tone those two pieces of fat up, but that ALL that gets toned up, but most are lazy shits who look for dumb asses to pay for their implants to fast track this process of looking good to get paid. And really, when you pay online or in strip clubs, to see this, you're only paying to see that little yellow boxed area in the picture below, and fake breasts! Oh and being from another country really excites white boys. Come on dudes, fucking totally isn't cool, man! Not Radical! And here's why!  But dudes
are paying these chicks for average bodies and mediocre sexy
tease performances. I went to a strip club,, my friend was having a
party there, and there were nothing but wall to wall Russian chicks
with fake tits and flat asses, or Asians with flat asses.
These were AVERAGE GIRLS but mad dudes were paying left and
right for dances. WTF for? But they each used the typical industry
skink tactics, buy some fake boobs,
wear a thong and show a lot of skin, and they know that white boys will
fall all over them. But honestly, ANY CHICK CAN LOOK LIKE THESE
GIRLS!!! You don't need to go to a strip club to see this, just go look
at your NORMAL LOOKING GIRLFRIENDS!!! Your girlfriend looks just like
these chicks you're paying, don't be fooled just because this bitch in
the video below is showing you skin! You can't be that fucking hard up!
Go dress up your girl in a thong and save money, idiots! Check the
video, trust me, your own girl is probably better than this chick with
flat ass, huge fake tits and showing lots of skin in her thong, or just
a skinny blond chick in thigh heels with flat ass, which was all that
was in the strip club I went to! It was a BORING experience!
... YOUR
GIRL CAN DO BETTER! (press
play- give them a second to download on slow connections)
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YOUR
GIRL
VS YOUR PAY PAL CHICKS
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These
are your typical bodies: Latin Blacks Asians    This is a typical white chick's ass, flat! This is one that gained some fat, heading towards a tear drop ass   |
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| BENDING OVER / HIGH HEELS ARCHING
BACK TECHNIQUES TO CREATE FULL ASS SHOTS A common technique for photographers and woman alike, is to arch over the lady in question and make her ass appear more ROUND and more FULL. A 'back shot', like the one to the left, can me completely screwed if the woman has an apparent FLAT ASS! It's just NOT sexy, no matter what anyone tells you. Another trick, like in porno, is to grease up the ass BEFORE bending over, so you get a SHINE in your shots, and that shine says 'ROUND' or 'CURVY' to your brain. If you notice, in 90 percent of the shots with women with flat asses, they're doing the following: (highlighted in pic to left)
Still no convinced? Let's look at some major magazine publication work and see how they've handled this issue of having no ass but the model is put in an BACK SHOT scenario to show off the ass (why they do this still, I don't understand, when they know they have no asses!) |
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Here is
bending over, heels, showing skin (but
covering long lower backs/asses) to create full ass in the illusions:
Now, you're looking at this shot, seeing leather pants, skin and heels... the photographer used this as a back shot because he put his famous elements that you liked, in it. Still, it's supposed to be a back shot, so WHY is her ass so non-existent? This was a HOT pic (rated by users) of Maxim Online???
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Here is using (distraction technique): The left shot is showing off fake tits, hair,
skin showing
due to shorts being opened at fly. You're turned on by the bare smooth
(photoshopped) skin. But the pic on the right, has to distract you from
the ass shot that just ISN'T THERE! Shorts covering most of ass except
for tiny areas where ass really is and the cut of shorts makes it look
round like it's skin that's forcing that roundness. Nope, it's the
shorts optical illusion coupled with an angle from UNDER THE ASS which
makes it look like ass is there. The high heeled boots force her to
lean, the hair, tits, face, jail bars, etc... it's supposed to be a
BACK SHOT of her ass, you're focusing on everthing but her ass, and
THAT'S the genius of the photographer! 'create what's not there! lol
Here's
that same trick, cone with other women in other
mags,
except where there would be heels, the photographer is making the
ladies TIP TOE! It forces them to poke out ass, causes legs to look
good and allows the arch over where the jeans cover long backs / ass
and only shows the real ass part, while the jean cut is rounded to make
the ass look full. If they stood straight up, THEN those asses would be
nice, at the same view, but they're arching to create the ass, which
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AS LONG AS ASS IS TINY IT'S A
NICE ASS
aww bless her heart... she's trying to booty pop with that lil ass. lol She's spazzing out. lol Dudes are seeing asses like this, and because someone photoshopped the skin to be flawless, or there is shine, under the as shot, and is a tiny ass, they think that this is hot! It's NOT. It's a long flat ass! The yellow circle shows the real ass, the ass crack begins very low, it's a baby's ass on a grown women! It's NOT cute, it's not even a tight ass, it's NO ASS! If you can't brab a hand full, and not, not SCOOP A HAND FULL UP FROM THE FAT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ASS, then it's not a nice ass.  \Here you see the tan line going the same effects as a thong with round cut does, make the ass look full. It looks like her ass is the full, but look at the crack to analyze, riiiiight... FLAT!  Again, tiny, panties making look round, LESS THAN AVERAGE ASSES! Look at this one, the hand doesn't even BEND on top, yet she's GRABBING for something but there is no nice ass to grab! There IS no ass to grab except the inner part of the fat, at the bottom of the ass, near the cracks! But you see how the panty design throws you off like it's really round! lol That doesn't make an ass, a nice or tight ass!   THROW SOME "B"s ON THAT BEEYOOCTCH! (Boyshorts) You know what, let's use the optical illusion and turn some flat backs/asses into ROUND succulent cheeks! Let's bring up a pic with skinny chicks, photoshopped with the shine ass, by mags, but who wore the wrong kind of clothing (gstring) for skinny chicks with no ass:  Oh let's do over but with the worse of all FLAT LONG ASSES, 1 on an ASIAN CHICK!  |
Look at how the shot, AGAIN, is UNDER the ass, like ass non ass women's ass shots, the crack begins late, it's a small crack so that means no full butt cheeks and it's an immature ass. It didn't grow. Not cute, not tight, it's just a flat ass!  And look here, straight on shots, no bending, that's what a flat assed chick look like! You're stuck on the fact the the chick on the left is asian and TINY, while the chick on the right is acting sexual and is tanned with tanlines showing and in heels. The tan line around the ass makes you think the ass cheeks are that round, when really it's the design of the panties that CARVED that look out. That IS a flat ass, that is NOT a round tight ass!   Panties again make it look like ass, but you KNOW damn well I got to your brain by this shot! THIS IS NOT AN ASS!!! And yes, black skinny chicks are in on this secret too!  Now, we'll cover the longa ass with cloth., make a panty curve around nonexistent ass cheeks using boyshorts design (real reason women love boyshorts so much) and BYAM instant ROUND FULL ASS LOOK LOL  BAM! ROUND SHINY ASS to fool you, with just stroke of pen!  |
| HOW DO YOU TELL IT'S A NICE ASS
VERSUS A FLAT ONE (profile help)? Run through the alphabed, for letter 'd'/'b' views on sideshots, and a good sized "W" of ass meat on bending shots, especially from above. The letter 'd'/'b' (side shot): The trick to look for, is when she bends over, if you see a good shaping on the ass cheeks, you'll see a W form, where they meet and out. The butt if forced to tighten when they bend, so fortunately, you can see the shape of the real ass, versus the thighs and hips that interfere with the judgement. Also, there is a side view you need to see, it should be a lowercase 'd' or 'b' depending on how positioned on a side view. In a side view, the ass should really STICK out, not like a ghetto ass not that huge, but it should have a full ROUNDNESS to the ass cheeks, somewhat perky jump off to them. Don't be fooled by a back the curves, then has an asscrack that starts later down the ass.   They try
so hard to poke out the ass but can't create the good W/M or b/d. awww
she's even giving you a 'I'M
SERIOUS ABOUT THIS POSE' look, to convince you she has an
ass... aww Bless her
heart... You can IRON on these flat asses! Yuck!
 awww she thinks she can force a better W or better judgment if she smiles for you. Awww  both of them are in their 30s, with 10 year old butts! Guys who wish they could be pedafiles love these shots by older women! |
The letter 'W'/'M' (back shot): Next, look at how deep the asscrack is, in a great position. If that thong or bikini, especially a thin one, doesn't disappear into the crack of the ass, how can there be enough ass cheek to call that an ass?  This
is why you analyze the 'w' or the 'm' (depending the upside
up off) to see what kind of ass you're seeing. If the ass separates and
the ass cheeks are sharp right able
edges, forming THE "W", THOSE RIGHT ANGLE EDGES ARE THE REAL ASS CHEEKS
and they're not good! The
sharper and smaller those edges are, the less full her ass really is-
no matter the angle she's in! All that other space in that area is just
hip and leg fat, or just skin! But the more FULL and ROUND the ass is,
the nicer her ass is. The LONGER/BIGGER the 'w', the more it's just a
bunch of soggy butt fat! In the w position, you can easily spot what's
ass versus sag or tiny ass fat. In a no ass scenario, you'll
not
see a difference in back area, thigh and hip. It's all 1 long plane of
meat! As you can see in this picture to the left, the hip and back and
ass are all the same long piece of meat. Can you tell the difference
between them? Where does the ass really begin? Right where I've circled
the ass cheeks is where the real ass cheeks are! That's why the W is so
damn small on this chick. Terrible ass! In this example, the ass cheeks don't even form much, where the ass cheeks meet, and the arches of the W aren't much, showing this ass is not a nice full ass. It's a pretty curve coming out of the crack, not pronounced, so that's a small crack with no cheeks. This is a flatty!  The 'm' is
too sharp! The ass cheeks are those little corners, the
rest, as I said, is hip and back meat. See how you can't see a
separation of what's what? NO ASS!
 What do
great "W"s look like? Here you go
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| PROPAGANDA
THAT YOU CAUSED BY FALLING ALL OVER FLAT ASSED PAY PAL CHICKS!: The
HOWARD STERN reality check! Just like black and latino chicks trying to make guys think they're "THICK" or have nice ass and thighs, white girls are plaguing white boys with the same propaganda! These white boys have blown up the heads of these girls and now every chick with a thong and gstring thinks she's the shit! Now, white chicks are trying to force guys into thinking that their flat asses are hot. In this example, there two chicks are from a site called bottomzup.tv and they go across the country spreading their propaganda about how their asses are top of the line. They enraged even Howard Stern with this claim, so he decides to shame them on his show! Peep it!  |
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Chick called Howard to get on the show, she has a bunch of hottest chicks around and they tour the country showing off their asses for money. Nothing new there, as most who can, try to flaunt their bodies to get ahead in life, except Howard didn't like what they were selling, apparently. Jennifer comes in bragging about this company she has that sells the fact that THEY ALL CLAIM TO HAVE THE PERFECT ASSES!  |
2)
Howard demands she
turn around, immediately, she does and this is what we see
 Howard was speechless! LOL Howard asks her who the fuck told her that she had the perfect ass and that she was psycho because she clearly has a flat, wide, sloppy booty with dents and cellulite!!! She answers, "every man I've ever met" (mind you her whole team is strippers). Howard laughs in the girl's face and said she must be joking, and she brought more people? Unfortunately for her, only the BLACK guy said this was nice. Actually, he said it was a ghetto booty and accepted in the hood (because it's sloppy). Howard told her to get off the stage and hoped the next girl coming out was better. |
| 1) So in walks the next girl claiming to have THE PERFECT ASS: She comes out, she's blond, she has a bikini, she looks like a slut (as Howard and Arty Lange both say) but that doesn't mean she has the perfect butt because she's dressed like a skank! So the chick pleads her case, that all men tell her her ass is marvelous so she joined the tour of PERFECT ASS WOMEN.  |
2) And again, Howard demands she turn that ass around to be reviewed  |
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So, I
ask you, man to man, ARE THESE ASSES WORTH A $20
LAPDANCE
FOR 1 SONG?
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