|STOP PAYING MEDIOCRE SEX
(Demand better for your money, or just fuck your own girlfriend!)
Now, I'm not saying you shouldn't pay for hookers and porn, hell no I'm not saying that... but there needs to be some standard set, in terms of what you will pay for, to see. God only knows how difficult and ridiculous these American women have become, so pay for your pussy if you must, but please stop paying for corny bitches, as a substitute for avoiding other corny bitches. Grown ass men, with families are wasting BILLIONS OF DOLLARS on bitches who are corny!!! They're neglecting their below average looking wives to go pay to see below average looking women, and it's destroying families! Kids aren't getting proper Xmas toys because daddy spent it all in the Jiggly Room of flat, bony chicks!
What people do not want to realize, or admit, is for years non-white people have been oppressed when it comes to booty. For so long, and technically still happening, the standard for beauty has been equated to "one who had european features" aka white people features (blond/straight hair, blue eyes, white skin,etc). This lead to others ethnicities and races feeling inferior to whites since these other groups did not have proper representation of their own colors and features. The result of feeling inferior for your own ethnic features created people like Lil Kim the rapper and is the reason you can't find black chicks without weaves because they do not like their own hair or you see Mexican indian chicks with dyed blond hair (which looks really aweful mind you when we know she's really jet black in hair). The standard dictated that boney chicks with no ass or tits were the rage, as decided by the Gods of Fashion and Beauty- in other words GAY MEN set the standard for what made women look hot. Think about it, who controls fashion? Gay, white men right? Odd when you think about it that way right but it makes sense since gays don't like ass and tits because those are feminine qualities. Interesting. Still this left no room for people of color to be considere beautiful, thus you did not see anyone with a big ass, big lips, indigenous 'indian' features, etc. So in reality, beauty, for the most part, has always been somewhat RACIST and PREJUDICED. So when people read this section they tell me I'm being a racist, when in reality I am only really speaking on breaking the mold that existed for decades that was racist against the kind of people I like to check out. Me reporting on it is not racist, go checking your fucking dictionary, idiots. It is not racist to speak about finally other races or ethnicities finally getting their pieces of the beauty pie and now pointing out the flaw in the original white only beauty standard. This is what this piece is about: breaking down the establishment and seeing the flaw in the old model set by the old guard. Don't be confused though, you can have a small ass and it can still be nice, but a FLAT ass is completely different!
It's funny that every white girl in these magazines today tries to show off her ass, which MOST don't have. They have these two jiggly pieces of FAT that is attached to the bottom of their asses while the rest of their "asses" are flat (which they like to call part of their 'lower back' lol). In some cases, white chicks hit the gym and tone those two pieces of fat up, but that ALL that gets toned up, but most are lazy shits who look for dumb asses to pay for their implants to fast track this process of looking good to get paid. And really, when you pay online or in strip clubs, to see this, you're only paying to see that little yellow boxed area in the picture below, and fake breasts! Oh and being from another country really excites white boys even if you look exactly like white women here, for some odd reason. Come on dudes, fucking totally isn't cool, man! Not Radical! And here's why!
But dudes are paying these chicks for average bodies and mediocre sexy tease performances. I went to a strip club,, my friend was having a party there, and there were nothing but wall to wall Russian chicks with fake tits and flat asses, or Asians with flat asses. These were AVERAGE GIRLS but mad dudes were paying left and right for dances. WTF for? Don't you have to actually have an ASS to give a person a lap dance? But they each used the typical industry skink tactics, buy some fake boobs, wear a thong and show a lot of skin, and they know that white boys will fall all over them. No that is not racist to say because the reality is strippers will avoid a black guy because they know he will not give up money like the other races will, for boney, boring, average chicks! Check any strip club where there are all races of guys, the black ones will be avoided by these flat assed fake chicks!!! Honestly, ANY CHICK CAN LOOK LIKE THESE GIRLS!!! You don't need to go to a strip club to see this, just go look at your NORMAL LOOKING GIRLFRIENDS!!! Your girlfriend looks just like these chicks you're paying, don't be fooled just because this bitch in the video below is showing you skin! You can't be that fucking hard up! Go dress up your girl in a thong and save money, idiots! Check the video, trust me, your own girl is probably better than this chick with flat ass, huge fake tits and showing lots of skin in her thong, or just a skinny blond chick in thigh heels with flat ass, which was all that was in the strip club I went to! It was a BORING experience! And this is what the Fashion Gods of Beauty have told you is better than your own regular women, other regular women they tell you are hot! That nonsense must change because their standard is NOT my standard. Their standard does not deserve the praise nor women throwing up to look like these skinny chicks. These are AVERAGE CHICKS, the girls next door, are you so much of a loser that you put the average chick on a pedestal because you think you can't get her in real life? This is what the media is trying to do to you: Reprogram you and force you insecurity with not even hot chicks, but average chicks! I'm not paying to see this shit!
... YOUR GIRL CAN DO BETTER!
YOUR GIRL VS YOUR PAY PAL CHICKS
Know what you're paying for before paying! These chicks you're paying to be your fantasy shows you've a shit love life and if these flat shits are your fantasy, you really need to get out more! You're paying for the illusion of a corny chick, why can't you pay for the illusion from a really talented chick, at least- IF YOU INSIST ON PAYING TO SEE HOT CHICK, THEN PAY TO SEE HOT CHICKS NOT AVERAGE CHICKS!!!! You're going to go broke with that attitude, so you should turn your attention to investigating your own girls' potentials, because what you're paying for is worthless and something any corny chick can do (no I don't mean putting your girl on the Hoe stroll, but if you can, more power to you lol). Instead of these PAY PAL CHICKS, that you pay to be your virtual friends, invest in a girlfriend! All these Pay Pal chicks are doing is bending over to try to round out their butts or arching their backs to try to create the illusion of a full ass. You're trying to tell me your girl can't do that or doesn't already have a flat ass, or better ass? Observe the difference between them and your girl. Ok here's what OUR average chicks look like from behind. These are actual NORMAL women who don't have to put fake tits and fake asses and these are what they look like (look right). They're average to nice! Not all photoshopped* and fake like chicks you're paying to see in pictures, yet the good features are there. You're still not convinced? See you're fooled by what the magazines are doing to your eyes. I see... ok, let's investigate that! I argue, you're paying for the same lackluster ass shapes, WHICH ARE MOSTLY FLAT ASSES BENT OVER AND PHOTOSHOPPED TO HAVE PERFECT SKIN, WITH IMPLANTS! IN MOST CASES, YOU'RE NOT PAYING TO SEE THE HOTTEST CIRCUS SHOW ACT, YOU'RE PAYING TO SEE YOUR GIRL, OF SOMEONE ELSE'S REGULAR GIRL, SHOW YOU SKIN!
These are your typical bodies:
Latin Blacks Asians
This is a typical white chick's ass, flat! This is one that gained some fat, which is really flat but heading towards a Tear Drop class- which is good.
|BENDING OVER / HIGH HEELS ARCHING
TECHNIQUES TO CREATE FULL ASS SHOTS
A common technique for photographers and woman alike, is to arch over the lady in question and make her ass appear more ROUND and more FULL. A 'back shot', like the one to the right, can be completely screwed if the woman has an apparently FLAT ASS! It's just NOT sexy, no matter what anyone tells you. Another trick, like in porno, is to grease up the ass BEFORE bending over, so you get a SHINE in your shots, and that shine says 'ROUND' or 'CURVY' to your brain. This also fools your brain into thinking that the ass is hot because you'd really desire to hit it in doggy style. These are 2 completely separate things (ass being nice vs desire to hit it in doggy style) but they are trying to blind you with the corny ass figuring you'd not notice since you're so caught up on wanting to hit it in doggy! This is what they're hoping for when bending over flat assed chicks. If you notice, in 96 percent of the shots with women with flat asses, they're doing the following: (highlighted in pic to left)
Still not convinced? Did you not immediatey think 'DOGGY STYLE'? Yes you did. Let's look at some major magazine publication work and see how they've handled this issue of having no ass but the model is put in an BACK SHOT scenario to show off the ass (why they do this still, I don't understand, when they know they have no asses!)
bending over, heels, showing skin (but
covering long lower backs/asses) to create full ass in the illusions:
Now, you're looking at this shot, seeing leather pants, skin and heels... the photographer used this as a back shot because he put his famous elements that you liked, in it. Still, it's supposed to be a back shot, so WHY is her ass so non-existent? This was a HOT pic (rated by users) of Maxim Online???
Here is using (distraction technique):
The left shot is showing off fake tits, hair, skin showing due to shorts being opened at fly. You're turned on by the bare smooth (photoshopped) skin. But the pic on the right, has to distract you from the ass shot that just ISN'T THERE! Shorts covering most of ass except for tiny areas where ass really is and the cut of shorts makes it look round like it's skin that's forcing that roundness. Nope, it's the shorts optical illusion coupled with an angle from UNDER THE ASS which makes it look like ass is there. The high heeled boots force her to lean, the hair, tits, face, jail bars, etc... it's supposed to be a BACK SHOT of her ass, you're focusing on everthing but her ass, and THAT'S the genius of the photographer! CREATE WHAT IS' NOT REALLY THERE! lol
that same trick, cone with other women in other
except where there would be heels, the photographer is making the
ladies TIP TOE! It forces them to poke out ass, causes legs to look
good and allows the arch over where the jeans cover long backs / ass
and only shows the real ass part, while the jean cut is rounded to make
the ass look full. If they stood straight up, THEN those asses would be
nice, at the same view, but they're arching to create the ass, which
proves the theory!
AS LONG AS ASS IS TINY IT'S A NICE ASS
aww bless her heart... she's trying to booty pop with that lil ass. lol She's spazzing out. lol
Dudes are seeing asses like this, and because someone photoshopped the skin to be flawless, or there is shine, under the as shot, and is a tiny ass, they think that this is hot! It's NOT. It's a long flat ass! The yellow circle shows the real ass, the ass crack begins very low, it's a baby's ass on a grown women! It's NOT cute, it's not even a tight ass, it's NO ASS! If you can't brab a hand full, and not, not SCOOP A HAND FULL UP FROM THE FAT/MUSCLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ASS, then it's not a nice ass, it's just extended legs!
Here you see the tan line going the same effects as a thong with round cut does, make the ass look full. It looks like her ass is the full, but look at the crack to analyze, riiiiight... FLAT!
Again, tiny, panties making look round, LESS THAN AVERAGE ASSES! Look at this one, the hand doesn't even BEND on top, yet she's GRABBING for something but there is no nice ass to grab! There IS no ass to grab except the inner part of the fat, at the bottom of the ass, near the cracks! But you see how the panty design throws you off like it's really round! lol That doesn't make an ass, a nice or tight ass!
THROW SOME "B"s ON THAT BEEYOOCTCH! (Boyshorts)
You know what, let's use the optical illusion and turn some flat backs/asses into ROUND succulent cheeks! Let's bring up a pic with skinny chicks, photoshopped with the shine ass, by mags, but who wore the wrong kind of clothing (gstring) for skinny chicks with no ass:
Oh let's do over but with the worse of all FLAT LONG ASSES, 1 on an ASIAN CHICK!
Look at how the shot, AGAIN, is UNDER the ass, like ass non ass women's ass shots, the crack begins late, it's a small crack so that means no full butt cheeks and it's an immature ass. It didn't grow. Not cute, not tight, it's just a flat ass!
And look here, straight on shots, no bending, that's what a flat assed chick look like! You're stuck on the fact the the chick on the left is asian and TINY, while the chick on the right is acting sexual and is tanned with tanlines showing and in heels. The tan line around the ass makes you think the ass cheeks are that round, when really it's the design of the panties that CARVED that look out. That IS a flat ass, that is NOT a round tight ass!
Panties again make it look like ass, but you KNOW damn well I got to your brain by this shot! THIS IS NOT AN ASS!!! And yes, black skinny chicks are in on this secret too!
Now, we'll cover the longa ass with cloth., make a panty curve around nonexistent ass cheeks using boyshorts design (real reason women love boyshorts so much) and BYAM instant ROUND FULL ASS LOOK LOL
BAM! ROUND SHINY ASS to fool you, with just stroke of pen!
|HOW DO YOU TELL IT'S A NICE ASS
VERSUS A FLAT ONE (profile help)?
Run through the alphabed, for letter 'd'/'b' views on sideshots, and a good sized "W"or "M" of ass meat on bending shots, especially from above. You can have a nice ass and be a small ass, but it has to at least conform to 1 of these standards. Think about it, if there are no cheeks, how can you have an ass??? For an in-depth analysis, click on this link.
The letter 'd'/'b' (side shot):
The trick to look for, is when she bends over, if you see a good shaping on the ass cheeks, you'll see a W form, where they meet and out. The butt if forced to tighten when they bend, so fortunately, you can see the shape of the real ass, versus the thighs and hips that interfere with the judgement. Also, there is a side view you need to see, it should be a lowercase 'd' or 'b' depending on how positioned on a side view. In a side view, the ass should really STICK out, not like a ghetto ass not that huge, but it should have a full ROUNDNESS to the ass cheeks, somewhat perky jump off to them. Don't be fooled by a back the curves, then has an asscrack that starts later down the ass.
They try so hard to poke out the ass but can't create the good W/M or b/d. awww she's even giving you a 'I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS POSE' look, to convince you she has an ass... aww Bless her heart... You can IRON on these flat asses! Yuck!
awww she thinks she can force a better W or better judgment if she smiles for you. Awww
both of them are in their 30s, with 10 year old butts! Guys who wish they could be pedafiles love these shots by older women!
|The letter 'W'/'M' (back shot):
Next, look at how deep the asscrack is, in a great position. If that thong or bikini, especially a thin one, doesn't disappear into the crack of the ass, how can there be enough ass cheek to call that an ass? This is why you analyze the 'w' or the 'm' (depending the upside up off) to see what kind of ass you're seeing. If the ass separates and the ass cheeks are sharp right able edges, forming THE "W", THOSE RIGHT ANGLE EDGES ARE THE REAL ASS CHEEKS and they're not good! The sharper and smaller those edges are, the less full her ass really is- no matter the angle she's in! All that other space in that area is just hip and leg fat, or just skin! But the more FULL and ROUND the ass is, the nicer her ass is. The LONGER/BIGGER the 'w', the more it's just a bunch of soggy butt fat! In the w position, you can easily spot what's ass versus sag or tiny ass fat. In a no ass scenario, you'll not see a difference in back area, thigh and hip. It's all 1 long plane of meat! As you can see in this picture to the left, the hip and back and ass are all the same long piece of meat. Can you tell the difference between them? Where does the ass really begin? Right where I've circled the ass cheeks is where the real ass cheeks are! That's why the W is so damn small on this chick. Terrible ass!
In this example, the ass cheeks don't even form much, where the ass cheeks meet, and the arches of the W aren't much, showing this ass is not a nice full ass. It's a pretty curve coming out of the crack, not pronounced, so that's a small crack with no cheeks. This is a flatty!
The 'm' is too sharp! The ass cheeks are those little corners, the rest, as I said, is hip and back meat. See how you can't see a separation of what's what? NO ASS!
What do great "W"s look like? Here you go
THAT YOU CAUSED BY FALLING ALL OVER FLAT ASSED PAY PAL CHICKS!: The
HOWARD STERN reality check!
Just like black and latino chicks trying to make guys think they're "THICK" or have nice ass and thighs, white girls are plaguing white boys with the same propaganda! These white boys have blown up the heads of these girls and now every chick with a thong and gstring thinks she's the shit! Now, white chicks are trying to force guys into thinking that their flat asses are hot. It's all what the propoganda machine has told you is beauty in ass! You're stuck in the Matrix and can't decide for yourself since it's decided for you! In this example, there two chicks are from a site called bottomzup.tv and they go across the country spreading their propaganda about how their asses are top of the line. They enraged even Howard Stern with this claim, so he decides to shame them on his show! Peep it!
Chick called Howard to get on the show, she has a bunch of hottest chicks around and they tour the country showing off their asses for money. Nothing new there, as most who can, try to flaunt their bodies to get ahead in life, except Howard didn't like what they were selling, apparently. Jennifer comes in bragging about this company she has that sells the fact that THEY ALL CLAIM TO HAVE THE PERFECT ASSES!
Howard demands she turn around, immediately, she does and this is what we see
Howard was speechless! LOL Howard asks her who the fuck told her that she had the perfect ass and that she was psycho because she clearly has a flat, wide, sloppy booty with dents and cellulite!!! She answers, "every man I've ever met" (mind you her whole team is strippers). Howard laughs in the girl's face and said she must be joking, and she brought more people? Unfortunately for her, only the BLACK guy said this was nice. Actually, he said it was a ghetto booty and accepted in the hood (because it's sloppy). Howard told her to get off the stage and hoped the next girl coming out was better.
So in walks the next girl claiming to have THE PERFECT ASS:
She comes out, she's blond, she has a bikini, she looks like a slut (as Howard and Arty Lange both say) but that doesn't mean she has the perfect butt because she's dressed like a skank! So the chick pleads her case, that all men tell her her ass is marvelous so she joined the tour of PERFECT ASS WOMEN.
And again, Howard demands she turn that ass around to be reviewed
And again, Howard called this one out and noted that each chisk came in talking with a bunch of white trash kind of bad attitude like you better accept that she has the PERFECT ASS or shut the fuck up! Thus he and the whol panel of judges cut each and every one of them up. lol The chicks said she didn't care because many men were going to still pay to see that ass and that's all that matters. I'm glad HOWARD checked these chicks, they're not HOT and pointed out just showing skin and using OTHER features to sell their flat asses, but told them to remove that claim of perfect asses. lol
So, I ask you, man to man, ARE THESE ASSES WORTH A $20 LAPDANCE FOR 1 SONG?